1. GHOST POO: The type of poo you feel coming out but when you check out the toilet there's nothing there.
2. CLEAN POO: Type of poo that comes out but when you wipe your ass the paper comes out clean.
3. STUBBORN POO: You wipe your ass 50 times and you still have some left.
4. SEQUEL POO: When you put your pants and zip up and then realize you gotta poo some more.
5. BRAIN DAMAGE POO: Type of poo that needs a lot of effort to come out and when you're done you feel slightly dizzy..
6. CORN POO: No explanation is necessary here.
7. GODZILLA POO: The type of poo that is so huge that makes you think you should chop it up before flushing.
8. REBELLIOUS POO: Type of poo that comes back after multiple flushings.
9. WET BUTT CHEEK: Also known as"Power Dump Shit". The type of poo that when it comes out it makes a splash on the toilet that wets your butt cheeks.
10. ICEBERG POO: The type of poo that is so big that some of it reaches the surface of the water in the toilet.
There's actually more types on the site I found it but they're in spanish and there's 31 so I'm kinda lazy and don't feel like translating all of them.
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