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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
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Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
Things my mom taught me
My mom taught me lots of things.
She taught me religion "ĦBetter pray that this f*cking stain comes off!"
She taught me logic "ĦBecause I say so!"
Taught me how to predict the future "Next time you'll get an F you'll be at a hospital wing ."
Taught me irony "Keep crying and I'll give you something to really cry about."
Taught me how to save stuff and not waste it "ĦKeep your tears for the next time you fail a test!"
Taught me nutrition "ĦShut up and eat!"
Gave me flexibility "ĦLook at all the filth in you, turn around!"
Taught me will power "You'll be sitting until you finish your meal."
Taught me meteorology "ĦIt looks like if a hurricane went through your room!"
Taught me the circle of life "ĦI brought you to this world and I can take you out you dumb f*ck!"
Taught me behavior patterns
"ĦStop acting like your goddamn father!"
Taught me envy "ĦThere's millions of kids out there that don't have a mom like myself!"
Taught me ventriloquy "ĦDon't talk back, now answer me !
Taught me orthodoncy
"ĦTalk back at me again and I'll knock your teeth out!"
I LOVE YOU MOM !
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DeNiro
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Moms are great arent they My mom taughte me how to lie to my dad
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Feb 21st, 2004 06:34 AM |
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charlit
LoVe Me xxxx
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Location: wherever you want me to be |
lol same...
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Feb 21st, 2004 06:37 AM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
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Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
Your moms taught me all those things too! And much more!  
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Feb 21st, 2004 06:38 AM |
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DeNiro
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i luv that first smilie it is so funny 
TH your mom taughte me the pleasures of a older woman
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Feb 21st, 2004 06:40 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
Man that was mean
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Feb 21st, 2004 06:40 AM |
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DeNiro
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HAHA Didnt mean it 
Later guyz im out for 2night
Peace
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Feb 21st, 2004 06:42 AM |
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charlit
LoVe Me xxxx
Gender: Female
Location: wherever you want me to be |
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beastnpyro
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: 0zZiE |
uhm....my mum taught me how to smoke.....
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