Well, I was originally going to title this thread "Funny Story Since I'm Bored..." but I decided to turn it into a thread where you tell funny stories from this year (since last summer).
I was thinking of an incident that occured sometime 1st semester at college. A buddy of mine and I were studying Chemistry in the school library (shudders). We were working on an assignment and were just finishing up after about 3 or 4 hours. The assignment was to be done and submitted over the internet. My friend finished first and said, "I'm going to turn mine in then I'll help you with your last problems." He went away to find a computer while I continued to work. Eventually, I got bored of waiting and went to find him. Once I walked into the lobby of the library and he just came around the corner with this odd look upon his face. I asked him, "Where's your papers?..." I paused and looked at him then asked, "Why are you all wet?" He proceeded to tell me how he lost his papers. Apparently, he submitted his answers then decided to go to the bathroom. He sayed he went to the urinal and started to take a piss while holding his papers with his chin. Of course as you have guessed by now, the papers slipped out of his grip with his chin and he tried to grab them. Now, this guy is pretty big on basketball so he was wearing basketball shorts, you know, with the elastic band and all. So when he went to grab the papers, his shorts flung up pinning his cock against his belly while he was pissing. He pissed all over his shirt, shorts, and arms and the walls. This of course with the failure to save his papers that fell into the urinal. When he told me this (plus my nose acknowledged that he really did pee himself), I instantly began to laugh histerically. The worse part is that when I walked him back to his room so he can get ready to shower, he was going to shower without soap.
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ok not alot of my storys are that funny but there is one i like a little.
two weeks ago afriend of mine and i were sitting in my school courtyard and i was wearing my uniform skirt and al (shit ass private school)l and it was like sorta windy i sit with my legs uncrossed and sorta slouched back like a guy or something and the wind caught my skirt and it flew up showing my underwear at the exact same time my principal walked in and he took me aside and told me i wasnt aloud to wear black undrewear if i sat like that.
then later that day he told the WHOLE staff in the teachers louge what happened and was fu.cking laughing about it i dont think its funny but my friend sure did he pissed his pants twice.
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...both those stories are funny....in my computer class are teacher would talk alot..so we would get bored and either go on the net or play games well the kid next to me decided to look at porn and i saw the teacher comin checkin eveyones moniter well i would normally have warned the kid but i was extemly bored and in need of entertainment so said nothing and when she saw the naked chicks on his screen where mouth dropped like two feet and goes BRANDON NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!....like he just commited tha ultimate sin....i started dying and eveyone had no clue what had happened and i was craking up the whole class period (it was like a 3hr class)...everyone thought i was on crack
wow these are funny ...I have a ton of funny stories, I'm not just sure which on to tell *thinks*.....hmmmmm well when I think of the funniest one I tell you.
i have a horrible memory, so i cant remember anything from that long ago, but just a couple weeks ago i was cleaning my deak and i found some post it notes. they were nasa post it notes and they said "weve got friends in high places" well, me and my friend has sung a song a big spring jam (a music festical thing and lots of beand come and preform) and it was called "friends in low places" so i scratched out "high" and put 'low" then on the post it note i write the chorus to friends in low places which goes like this:
well, ive got friends in low places,
where the whisky drowns
and the beer chases my blues away,
ill be ok,
im not big on social graces,
think ill slip on down to the oasis,
o ive got friends in low places.
i i begin to write down the chorus. at the part that says "and the beer chases" i forget to put the word "beer", and so i gave the post it to my friend and she notices that i left out beer, and she tells me, then i say "ugh, i forgot the beer" a little to loudy, and alot of the people sitting near turned aorund and looked at me
3 months before graduation last year i was in detention for smoking in class. the teacher left for some meeting. when he left this chick who sat behind me started getting all hot for me. so we got busy and we were getting it on on the desk 25 min later i heard a voice so i pulled out and we put or clothes back on when the teacher came back he saw a suprise on his desk.
he thought it was mayo so he licked it!
after that he puke his brains out and i was laughing so hard i walked out of detention.
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the boat had a hole the size of a bucket..the water came and sank my boat..i almost drowned...cept, this fish of somesort pulled me off the floor of the lake and placed me in shallow waters...so i tell you, when you're out at waters, be happy to say Hello to the fish, than maybe you'll be rescued...
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my frend was goin up to these hot guys and wanted to flirt wiv them and she was actin al cool and they wer chekin her out then she triped ova this wet ground sign it was so funyyyyyyy
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