funny poems,sayings,or halarious phrases

if love is like a bed of roses,
which smell so sweet and pure,
then why is it so,to make them grow,
that roses need manure 😆

some ppl come here 2 sit and think,
i com here 2 fart & stink 😄

i lay down in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and i wondered
WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING!!!

So take ur pants off, hop on top and enjoy me until ur satisfied!
😍 Love Toilet 😆

Where there's a will, there's a greedy relative...

Warning: keep this plastic bag away from children and anyone mentioned in your will....

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C. Fields

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
--Unknown

Dogs believe they are human, cats believe they are God.
--Unknown

Its all funn and games till someone gets hurt, then its just hillarious
--i forgot

If you can't laugh at your self, make fun of other people
--i forgot

My brain is like a waffle house hashbrown😖cattered, smothered, and covered.
--my mom

you must think i'm a grocery item or somthing coz i see you checkin me out

Originally posted by Lydia
So take ur pants off, hop on top and enjoy me until ur satisfied!

i like that one 😖hifty:

you hav 2 remember 'love toilet' though 😆

o.o..when my hair is short and spikey my head looks like a pineapple WHAHAHAHA 😆 😄

i see alot of guys that look like pineapples!😆
i know a guy who lives in a pineapple😊

😱 me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 0.o hes a sponge

he's not just a sponge he's MY sponge! 😄

im not a chicken, woops *drops pop corn and waves arms like a chicken pecking at the pop corn* 😑

😖

Originally posted by John Allerdyce
o.o..when my hair is short and spikey my head looks like a pineapple WHAHAHAHA 😆 😄

pineapple heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!

😛

Originally posted by §pearhead
pineapple heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!

😛

WHAHAH ^^ shut up pyro 😆 😆 😄

😂 nutcase

😄 its nutta thank you 😑

Same damn thing 😑

😑 not to me 😄 ehehehe

That's because you're a nutcase ✅

😱 GEAHAHAH DARHGA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😑 maybe