A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals."
The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon."
Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to
the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and
discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family
expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation
decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was
much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional
children were costing the church.
Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Having children is an
act of God!"
Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice
said,
"Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much, we wear
rubbers."
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Don't Kick the Animals, Man (Joke)
Aug 6th, 2004 06:09 PM
hilarious
