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A smart Japanese child in an American School class.. on world historical
events!!

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a
Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's
begin by reviewing some American history:--
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of blank faces,
except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.
"Very good!

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall
not perish from the Earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do. "She
heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke [vomit.]" The
teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki
says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out
of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to
Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his
voice, "[California Congressman] Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy 2001."

(The teacher fainted.) and as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" and Suzuki said,
"Americans,... in Iraq 2004!"

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Stay kool But Dont Freeze

oh! Aqua.... u r from japan stick out tongue

yep

im half japanese..

whats the point in being sad?
that was a funny joke... cheer up!

that is soo racist and rude, dont u have any consideration for others, u bloody PK

It was only a joke. How can you say I think in the same way most Pakis think about Americans and American gov. ? There are good people here as well.

And also, each and every quote in this joke has been truly said by the related person except from the last one.

This joke is also from a Japanese originally.

I am stunned at yr behaviour! no expression

And I fully remember the first rule in KMC rules is:

Courtesy
Don't attack others. Personal attacks on others will not be tolerated. Challenge others' points of view and opinions, but do so respectfully and thoughtfully ... without insult and personal attack

well i wasnt insulting pakis, i didnt even know what PK was so i just said it

what is it now? flattering me? or a lame excuse... ?

whatever.... i have already reported the link to the moderators.... and the word "bloody" was enough for that...

does it look like i give a f***injg sh!t

I'll remain calm. It is the best thing I can do.

oops i cant spell, oh well u get the point

quote:
Originally posted by The Alpha
i have already reported the link to the moderators.... and the word "bloody" was enough for that...

haha

has bloody suddenly become a highly offensive word overnight and ive missed it?

i was defending u aqua

jesus its not exactly offensive joke anyway, its about a smart japanese kid.... fail to see where thats offensive

quote:
Originally posted by Deity
i was defending u aqua

i know

wouldnt this affend americans?