A couple had just moved into a small castle they'd recently purchased and were excitedly searching all the nooks and crannies. In a large underground room
they found many empty barrels that had been tapped years ago, and one that appeared to be full. They immediately tapped it to find that it contained a
delicious brandy. They drank and served it at parties enjoying not only it's flavor, but that it could have been hundreds of years old. Months later when
the barrel ran dry, they noticed it was still too heavy to be empty, they cut it open and found a shriveled corpse curled up in the barrel.