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jonas_weez
bill the butcher

Gender: Male
Location: Brooklyn Park, MN United States

If you dont like my flash scripts then just tell me

This is a script for a flash that I might do some day when I get flash and I have to get really good at it; I’m not going to make block figures.

Script for Flash episode1- ah I don’t know

Note. I will change the name later

At C dogs house.
John smith: I don’t know what went wrong or how it got this bad. I mean she’s like this unattainable entity
C dog: wake the f@#k up *****
John smith: ah ah what, why (grumble grumble or grunt)
C dog: ha ha
John smith: just let me go back to sleep
C dog: you need to get a job *****

Cut to the scene in the truck.
C dog: I think I’m going to take a meat clever to your head
John smith: what
C dog: I’m going to smack some sense into yah
John smith: but it’s to hard to find a job (said in a high pitched wine)
C dog: (he looks over with an angry glare)
John smith: (makes a small squealing sound)
C dog: (a little thought bubble pops up and he starts to think, it would be a good idea if I jumping over to john smith and chock him to death while the truck swerves in to on coming traffic the thought bubble disappears and he really is going into on come traffic then with the quickness of a cat he avoids the collision)

Cut to the scene in front of Block Buster
John smith: (he gets out of the truck then wakes toward the subway dragging his feet)

That’s all I have for now I might post something tomorrow. Until then, go f@#k you’re self.

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jonas_weez
bill the butcher

Gender: Male
Location: Brooklyn Park, MN United States

This is a script for a flash that I might do some day when I get flash and I get really good at it; I’m not going to make block figures.

Back story. Josie was a girl that john dated in high school. They had there ups and downs but he wouldn’t change a thing. It was good while it lasted

Script for Flash episode2- Close encounters with the Josie kind

Note. The names have been changed to protect the innocent

Down the street from Josie’s house.
John smith: What am I doing here (the conciseness icons pop up)
The Angel: you can’t just stop here and reminisce.
The Devil: but nothings going to happen you’ve done it a million times before.
John smith: oh sh!tt here she comes what do I do what do I do
The Angel: what are you looking at for?
The Devil: I don’t know

Cut to John skating to Josie.
John smith: (crap, I just went skating and I haven’t taken a shower)
Josie: so how’s it been I haven’t seen you in a long time? (crap, he smells like some thing my mom cooks or he smells like he just to a shower in raw sewage or he smells like a pile of soiled dippers burning)
John smith: yeah things are good I moved to Saskatchewan
The Devil: dumb ass she knows that
The Angel: that was kind of stupid you did spend an entire day with her saying good bye
John smith: how’s things over here ha ha
The Devil: you laugh like a pussy
Josie: well thing have been…
John smith: I’ve got to go, but Ill be back, are you going to be here if I come back?
The Devil: smooth move exlax

Cut to John skating away from Josie.
John smith: (and the Rock said I will smackith down upon you with furious envy)

Explanation guy: The Rock is a wrestler, when ever this particular wrestler planes on dropping his elbow on some one he wiggles his leg in an awkward fashion before doing so, John makes this same kind of wiggle when he skates and he feels that it is necessary to make this idiotic statement.

Cut to John skating toward C dog and Rick master potty pant’s house.

Explanation guy: Rick master potty pants is C dog’s brother

Cut to John falling on his face two inches from the door

Cut to John running up the stairs and Rick master potty pants is in the way
Rick master potty pants: what’s going on? Where you going in such a hurry?
John smith: If you don’t move I’m going to kill you ah screw it

Cut to John chucking Rick master potty pants over the railing
The Devil: nice one
The Angel: what I miss, I was on my lunch brake

Cut to John taking a shower
The Devil: hey look, strands of hare on the wall you can make a naked lady I already see the boob

Explanation guy: Rick master potty pant’s girl friend Amy, sheds hare all over the shower walls, for people to play with. That’s all
John smith: shut up!

C dog: hey *****, you ok in there, I better not find any baby batter all over the walls
John smith: no time, must wash, I mean, I’ve got some where to go
The Devil: I think you should kill him to
John smith: no time, must wash

Cut to John in a super man pose in front of C dog’s and the late Rick masters potty pant’s house.
John smith: I feel really good in my black tee-shirt gray pants and white/red shoes
The Devil: nice job on the color combo f@#k tard
John smith: what, f@#k tard?
The Devil: I don’t know, I was improvising

Cut to John in front of Josie’s front door.
John smith: I don’t know if I should do this, I mean, I’m going home to night
The Angel: I’m going to kick your ass when we get home if you don’t do this
John smith: no I think I’m going to leave

Cut to John running away and Josie opening the door.
Josie: oh hi John, did you just get here? (What’s with the color collabo)
John smith: not long
Josie: would you like to come in
John smith: don’t mind if I do (shouldn’t have said that)

Cut to John and Josie inside the house.
Josie: do you want some thing to drink?
John smith: you’re dog is f@#king my leg
The Angel: ah ah, couldn’t you say humping
Josie: ah poochy, don’t worry he’ll stop when he’s done
John smith: right

Cut to John and Josie in the backyard.
Josie: so what ya doen in Saskatchewan
John smith: no, come on, tell me what classiest your taking in college (I ain’t doen sh!ll)
Josie: oh, well I’m bla bla bla

Explanation guy: Josie’s speech starts fading away, while John starts to think of some thing stupid.

John smith: (oh my god I can’t believe I went out with this goddess)
Josie: bla bla bla sex bla bla
John smith: (don’t fart, don’t fart, thank god, it went away) (what was that song called again, oh yeah “You Gotta Be” you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser, you gotta be strong…)
The Devil: ah, do not sing that song, I swear one night I’m going to piss in your ear
Josie: bla bla and I’m going to get my bachelors degree soon, so what about you?
John smith: right, um, you know, this and that

Explanation guy: now its Josie’s turn to think about some thing else while John goes on a rant about something that doesn’t matter, but she can hear him, poor Josie.

Josie: (did I leave the stove on) (where am I going to eat tonight or should I just stay in)
John smith: I toke a guitar class, oh yeah we had show and tell in my guitar class and I play “sink to the bottom” by Fountains of Wayne that’s the song they sang when they still had street cred. bla
Josie: (black is very slimming on him, he should ware more black)
John smith: and then I…
Josie: do you what to go inside the suns pretty bright
John smith: ok

Cut to John and Josie walking in through the back door when in walks Sinky dudie head

Explanation guy: Sinky dudie head is Josie’s new boy friend

Sinky dudie head: hey John, long time no see
The Angel: jackass
John smith: well, I’ve got to be leaving now
Sinky dudie head: hey Josie, give big poppa a sloppy wet one
The Devil: let me handle him for you
Josie: Ill walk you out John

Cut to the most pivotal scene in the whole flash John and Josie stand facing each other on the drive way with their hands in their pockets.
John smith: well I have to go back to Saskatchewan tonight
Josie: (I miss you so much, I want to go with you, I loved you John and I never stopped loving you)
John smith: (I miss you so much, I want to stay with you, I loved you Josie and I never stopped loving you)
The Devil: you more on, she doesn’t love you
The Angel: yeah dude she’s probable going to go back in there and bone her boy friend when you leave

Cut to John and Josie slowly walking toward each other to shack each others hand yet their eyes met, they both realize there thinking the same thoughts so John swiftly pulls Josie into his arms, with such a passionate embrace to rival Romeo & Juliet and last but not least a single kiss to bring the fade to black.

That’s all I have for now I might post something tomorrow. Until then, go f@#k you’re self.

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Aug 12th, 2004 04:36 AM

jonas_weez
bill the butcher

Gender: Male
Location: Brooklyn Park, MN United States

This is a script for a flash that I might do some day when I get flash and I have to get really good at it; I’m not going to make block figures.

Back story. John got really drunk at a small get together and confessed his undying love to a chick with the I.Q. of a tree

Script for Flash episode 3- beddy bye time

Note. I will change the name later

At C dogs house in the dark and where not doing any thing funny if that’s what you’re thinking.
John smith: what dose it all mean?
C dog: shot up
John smith: why are we here?
C dog: shot up!
John smith: come on, you don’t like pillow talk
C dog: I’m going to f@#king kill you
John smith: simmer down you silly Billy
C dog: that’s not funny any more

Awkward pause

John smith: sorry
C dog: shot up
John smith: why don’t people like me?
C dog: ha ha ha because you’re a jackass
John smith: yeah I know, but is there anything else
C dog: well I don’t know, it’s this thing you do, when you talk to people or do stuff, you know?
John smith: oh you mean like that time I went up to that chick, jiggled her love handles and said chicks like it when you rub there bellies then “you said that’s not chicks dude”
C dog: I don’t want to say you’re a dumb ass, but you’re a dumb ass
John smith: I not stupid, I just have a little trouble with women
C dog: This is far beyond trouble this is code red my friend
John smith: nice one
C dog: yeah I’m kinka proud of that last one
John smith: It’s just that I’m an emotional drunk, that’s why I can’t talk to women, you know? One drink leads to another and I end up accusing the ladies of calling me fat in my little pretty pink dress, how dare they say that about me
C dog: that was a funny night, hey guess what
John smith: what?
C dog: f@#k off *****

That’s all I have for now I might post something tomorrow. Until then, go f@#k you’re self.

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Aug 12th, 2004 04:37 AM

jonas_weez
bill the butcher

Gender: Male
Location: Brooklyn Park, MN United States

This is a script for a flash that I might do some day when I get flash and I have to get really good at it; I’m not going to make block figures.

Back story. Johns a brainless f@#ker that watch’s Smallville and makes up sh!tt about hot dogs

Script for Flash episode 4-kick it

Note. I will change the name later

At C dogs house in the kitchen sitting down at the breakfast nook
John smith: this episodes going to suck
Rick master potty pants: what yah talken about
John smith: nothing
Rick master potty pants: oh, you where going to ask me some thing earlier what was it
John smith: I don’t know, do you think I’ve worn out my welcome
Rick master potty pants: no, how could you say such a thing
John smith: well I use all the hot water in morning
Rick master potty pants: that’s understandable first come first serve, I do it all the time
John smith: I toke a crap on your lawn
Rick master potty pants: that’s understandable… what you toke a crap on my lawn
John smith: and I made a pass at your girl friend
Rick master potty pants: crap on my lawn… my girl friend
John smith: yeah, you guys have been real nice I think I’m going to stay here for ever and ever and ever…
Rick master potty pants: nooooooo

Cut to Rick master potty pants violently waking up from a nightmare
John smith: do you want some after all hot dogs there really good when there smothered in Ranch dressing, ketchup and specially cooked for its optimal flavor potential ah (a bead of drool goes down johns mouth)
Rick master potty pants: no thanks

Cut to Johns inner Smallville clock (ding)
John smith: its time
Rick master potty pants: what
John smith: I’ll cut you *****
Rick master potty pants: john, put the shive down, I’ll take you there, just don’t kill me

Cut to in front of Amy’s house
Rick master potty pants: don’t act like an ass, ok
John smith: I don’t have to act hehe
Rick master potty pants: ha ha ha (insincere laughter)

Cut to a double barrel on johns nose
Amy: check yourself *****
John smith: Smallville (whimper)
Amy: just joking don’t piss yourself
Rick master potty pants: hey baby
John smith: no time, Smallville
Rick master potty pants: its just a show, you know

Cut to john and Rick master potty pants on the couch
John smith: that’s one sexy moma
Rick master potty pants: that’s right, she’s sexy and she’s a moma… hey you shouldn’t be taking about her like that she’s my girl friend
John smith: no, she’s my girl friend
Rick master potty pants: I’ll kill you!!!
John smith: I’ll kill you!!!

Fade to black while the two friends chock each other to death

The narrator from dukes of hazard: well it turns out, that john was taking about Lana Lang from Smallville and Rick master potty pants was taking about, yes you guessed it Amy. That’s all I have for now folks. Until next time, go f@#k you’re self.

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Aug 12th, 2004 04:38 AM

jonas_weez
bill the butcher

Gender: Male
Location: Brooklyn Park, MN United States

The original song
http://www.micheleacampora.it/Desree-I%20Ain't%20Moving-You%20Gotta%20Be.MP3
the covers
http://www.land.salzburg.at/hs-lofe...003/gottabe.mp3
http://www.randysinger.com/randyand...ou_gotta_be.mp3
http://www.loribrittinorchestra.com...cks/track07.mp3
http://www.fx-kaffee.de/mp3/you%20gotta%20be_2003.mp3
http://www.bodoerek.de/CD/LM/Track%20No12.mp3
http://www.christianhari.com/Audio/yougottabe.mp3

This is a script for a flash that I might do some day when I get flash and I get really good at it; I’m not going to make block figures.

Back story. The year was 1994 and John was in 4th grade. He didn’t have a care in the world until laid his eye upon the most beautiful women in the world so he thought. So he did what any nine year old world do in that situation, mess every thing up badly.

Script for Flash episode5- oh what a twist web god puts together

Note. This is hard

At school next to the tables overlooking the grass
John smith: dude that chick hot to the max
Random stranger: I don’t know you, why are you talking to me
John smith: I got lots of ladies and lots of crushes
Random stranger: I don’t care, please for the love of god…
John smith: I’ve got the guts I can do it

Cut to John walking toward the two girls
John smith: we are having a nice day, don’t you think
Natalie the Jonathan Taylor Thomas Lover: yes, I think pretty much all the time, hehe
Succubus queen: you’re not wanted here
John smith: no one asked you *****!… I mean you’re a real charmer, does any one tell you that?
Succubus queen: shut up and get lost
John smith: well I’ve got to be going now, I hope we can talk again when your not hanging out with your fury little friend (I made a shave it joke ha ha)
Natalie the JTT Lover: I’ll sleep on it

Cut to John walking away with his head down
John smith: take it one day at a time

Cut to the next day
John smith: that’s her
Dumb ass homie: Dats da shit, gotta hit Dat, ah
John smith: right, I’m on it

Cut to John walking over to Natalie the JTT Lover by the tether ball poles

Cut to John chucking a couple of ones at her
John smith: give us a show
Natalie the JTT Lover: you’re a jerk, dose any one tell that?
John smith: only when some stupid ***** doesn’t keep her f@#king mouth shut… I mean, what are you talking about I the nicest guy you’ll ever meet
John smith: Want me to show you something
Natalie the JTT Lover: what…ouch
John smith: Indian burn ha ha
Natalie the JTT Lover: I’m so, outie
John smith: what come on

Cut to the big chase scene between John and Natalie the JTT Lover
John smith: come on
Natalie the JTT Lover: never
John smith: Why not
Natalie the JTT Lover: You sicken me, I’m about to hurl
John smith: You’re only making me want you more
Natalie the JTT Lover: You’re just not my type, ok
John smith: Watch out
Cut to Natalie the JTT Lover falling over the hand rail for a four and a half foot plunge to the cement
John smith: I didn’t mean to
Dumb ass homie: You’re a dumb ass
Teacher Vazquez: what happed here?
Natalie the JTT Lover: I think I hurt my elbow
Teacher Vazquez: let me help you with that, when I get back where going to have a little talk Mr.
John smith: ok, as long as its little because we both now how you can talk for days
Teacher Vazquez: smith
John smith: what

Cut to the next day
Dumb ass homie: take my advice…
John smith: If the sentence starts with take my advice and you’re saying it I’m not taking it, just leave it to me I know what I’m doing, ok
Dumb ass homie: It’s your funeral

Cut to john walking toward the base ball demand in the grass
Succubus queen: did you come back to finish her off I heard what you did
Natalie the JTT Lover: it still hurts jerk
John smith: I’ll do anything to make it up to you
Succubus queen: just leave
Natalie the JTT Lover: yeah we want you so to leave and never come back, ah
John smith: I can’t, I made a bet with Reggie roge that I can get you two to suck my dick
Natalie the JTT Lover: What?
John smith: Look I swore on my mother’s life
Natalie the JTT Lover: Never in a million…
John smith: I’m going to whip it out; it’s not at full mast so don’t laugh
Succubus queen: Get away from use
John smith: that’s ok honey, I’m not really interested in you
Succubus queen: you want some poo on a stick
Natalie the JTT Lover: Stay back
John smith: it’s like you have to make a big thing out of everything

Cut to a week later at a school assembly
Dumb ass homie: I heard your girl friend was performing today, she’s gonna look bangen shacken her ass around, homes
John smith: look buddy I’ll kill yah in a hart beat, don’t think I won’t

John lets out a bellow to the heaves, “Why god, why must you torture me so!”
Every one in the auditorium looks over at John and John says nothing.

Suddenly A beautiful song arose from all sides and shattered the silence, it was like no other song sung before, good message, like the rhythm, sounded ok until she came out on to the gymnastic mate and started to shack her ass oh yes it was bangen, that song was forever changed from that point on into a song of pain and failure because of her.

That’s all I have for now I might post something tomorrow. Until then, go f@#k you’re self.

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Aug 12th, 2004 04:41 AM