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Shocked OMG....lucky pig!!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!).


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!).


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.).


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.).
(I'm still not over the pig.).


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour..
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.).


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off..
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!").



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field..
(30 minutes!!!!!... lucky pig... can you imagine??).


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds..
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?).


Some lions mate over 50 times a day..
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) .


Butterflies taste with their feet..
(Something I always wanted to know.).


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue..
(Hmmmmmm........).



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people. .

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?).



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump..
(OK, so that would be a good thing....).



A cat's urine glows under a black light..
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?).



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain..
(I know some people like that.).



Starfish have no brains..
(I know some people like that too.).



Polar bears are left-handed..
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) .



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure..

(What about that pig??).




Virginia, I hope I made you proud!! love


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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة

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messed Damned pig! stick out tongue


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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people. .


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rock go mila! you rock!!!!rock

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Omg, lil, so cool! big grin and the one about the cat's urine: laughing


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and she personally found all these out herself yes


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eek! rolling on floor laughing big grin


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Next time someones calls you a pig, take it they're complimenting your orgasm yes


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Heh...this rocks...


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quote:
Originally posted by burlyman
Next time someones calls you a pig, take it they're complimenting your orgasm yes


laughing out loud

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Funny laughing laughing
How do they know that it can last 30 minutes?
?(Just Wandering)

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blink Good question!


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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة

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I wonder if we even want to know how they know that...blink


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darn it man!
*sits on ground*
oink oink oink!
*hopes this makes hims a pig*

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i'd phuck ya eek!


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what about my 30 minutes of pleasure? confused


"mommy mommy! I want to be a pig when I grow up!" eek!

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"but why sweetheart?"


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laughing out loud lmfao!


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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة

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to eat as much as you can of course!

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quote:
Originally posted by yerssot
to eat as much as you can of course!

I dare ya evil face


then we can go mud wrestling smokin'


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