Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
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-=- How to Be A Good College Prfosser -=-
Always talk ether to the floor or celling
Memorize the 75$ textbook you make students buy, and dictae it allowed word for word.
Make the students read the TExt book from which you just dictated and take notes from the chapters
Sign the Hiomework Notes
Kick out any student who doesn't do homework.
IF you write, write in cursive, and as such so every leter looks like an "i" or an "m"
Make sure that every other sentence goes against the sentence you just said.
Breifly glance at the essays and grade apon the fact if it looks like either a 60% or a 75%
Arrive 15 minutes late for every class
Say you despise Cell phones, say you will destroy any found cell phone, have your cell phone ring.
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Sep 23rd, 2004 10:19 PM
Furious Angel
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niiiice, fred!
Sep 23rd, 2004 10:21 PM
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Some of those are too true!
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Sep 23rd, 2004 10:22 PM
Lightningrod
gay o' time
Gender: Male Location: Arizona
nice one
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Sep 23rd, 2004 10:30 PM
Kaleanae
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All of them apply to my professors
Sep 23rd, 2004 10:33 PM
Kaleanae
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Sep 23rd, 2004 10:34 PM
Clovie
Gender: Female Location: lost in your dreams
i've experienced all of these,
hopefuillly it wasn't one teacher.
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Sep 23rd, 2004 10:38 PM
JToTheP
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Can you demand the students read the whole book, then talk on your cell phone or sleep in class, and boot out kids who don't cooperate?
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Sep 23rd, 2004 10:40 PM
Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
Gender: Male Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy
quote: Originally posted by JToTheP
(...) sleep in class (...)
They Really don't care about that one.. trust me, there probly isn't one calss i did not not sleep in, eccept 2D / 3D design and Painting
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Sep 24th, 2004 12:32 AM
NTonks
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Gender: Female Location: Southern California
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Sep 24th, 2004 12:33 AM
Gregory
International Sex Symbol
Gender: Male Location: United States
Re: -=- How to Be A Good College Prfosser -=-
quote: Originally posted by Crash Overload
Memorize the 75$ textbook you make students buy, and dictae it allowed word for word.
That's still better than making students buy a text book, then never referring to it once during the semester.
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Sep 24th, 2004 12:37 AM
Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
Gender: Male Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy
"history fo Art and Aesthetics" Buy Art Accross Time Volumes 1 and 2... *buys the 120$ BRICK of a book* "why did you all buy it? all i wanted is for you to refer to it form time to time.. well i guess that now that you ahve it, leave it at home so youc an refer to it from time to time".... "No refunds"
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Sep 24th, 2004 03:30 AM
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