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The Indian Brave
The story of Onestone the Indian Brave.
This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one
testicle. After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest there he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant business.
Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the
village after many years away. Yellow Bird who was Blue Bird's cousin was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story ?
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super pr*xy
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holy sh!t!!! most entertaining joke i read all day...
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Mar 5th, 2004 12:33 AM |
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MC Mike
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 lol
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Corran
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 Now that's funny.
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Baylin
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Nice one!
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