So, I was reading the "Being a teacher" thread and it brought back fond memories of my younger days
What's the worst thing you've ever done to a teacher/sub?
I've already told this story in the teacher thread but I'll put it here too... There's this substitute around here named Mr. Schminke ("shminky") who has been hired by probably every music teacher in three counties at some point. When I was in middle school, we had this running competition to see who could piss this guy off the most. My friend's band class won hands down, they made him run crying into his office, and he never came back to the school
Oh gosh, lemme think...worst thing ive done to a sub...well, im a pretty good student, so i dont have much to brag about. lets see..once in science i told the teacher that she wasnt supposed to be subbing us, because mrs.simmons (normal teacher) said we were going to be subbed my our pe coach (former science teacher) and i kept arguing with her.
In 6th grade i told the my friend, who was the sub's grand daughter, that the sub looked like micheal jackson, and then my friend went and told her, so when she came back to sub us again, she took attendence and sent me in the hall for "giving her a dirty look"
Tried to light my teachers desk of fire with a bunsun burner
"accidentally" destroyed a chemistry set with a yard stick
made my 4th grade teacher cry
made my music teacher cry
made my art teacher cry
made a sub we had in 7th grade cry
made another sub we had in 5th grade cry
made my science teacher cry...4 times
wrote my name with axe on a desk and lit it on fire
through a pig eyeball at my science teacher
and o so much more
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ah we did a dumb thing.everytime the sub turned ard to write on the borad we'd move our desks back a couple of inches.by the time the end of the lesson came we were all squished at the back of the room and the teacher was mighty bewildered
My fat social studies teacher who's also a dean was talking to us. I was day-dreaming but I remember hearing 'just like that rubbish re-make called Dawn of the Dead' and I said
'Hey! that movie was awsome!'
Then he goes "It was a load of rubbish, I'm glad that man was infected at the end so he didn't go on the boat, he deserved to die.'
I got so made, I thought the guy in the movie was hot and I was really sad when he was infected. So I jumped up and shouted out 'You know what!? I wish they casted you in the movie and you'd die! better you then him or anyone else!'
He blew his nut at me and I got like, three detentions.
I hate him, he's such an ass.
Eh I've never done anything to any of the teachers I've been with, but one guy I met in high school threw a brick at a teacher and hitting the teacher in the face. Nice guy by the way, if not a bit crazy.
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