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Why, Ashlee, why? (ode to Ashlee Simpson)

How dare you, Ashlee! How dare you try to fool me into thinking you were performing live on Saturday Night Live the other evening!

*pauses to compose himself*

Ashlee, why did you do it? Jude Law gave you such a wonderful and intoxicating introduction, and when they played the wrong tape of the song you already performed, you did a 'hoe down'. Why, Ashlee, why? Did you not know that the show must go on? Did you not have it in you? Could you not just keep performing instead of slinkering off like Gollum, guilty of stealing a fish from the Hobbit hands of Frodo Baggins? Would your sister Jessica have done the same? I doubt it.

Why Ashlee, why?

Now I must cry.

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i never seen that lol

*shall have to watch paramount

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Originally posted by Afro Cheese
What happen dude I didn't see it and that link in the other forum didn't work for me. Was she lip syncing or what?

Check it out. She performed some song early on in the show, right? Then, later, for her second performance, the same song came on with lyrics and everything. All she did was dance around and then leave the stage embarassed. It was funny.

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dude ashlee was the funniest thing i think i have ever seen. then she blames it on her band playing the wrong song. right? anyone who beleives that deserves to be shot.

If she should be shot, what do you think she should be shot with? And by whom?

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http://www.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv

its very funny

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yeah. a fan would make an ode to -- oh wait

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That was Focking hilarious I creis my self and laughed my self to sleep my whole day better....she also said her troat was in the best sahape until THAT day and said she had "Acid reflex* BULL SH!T!

BOOOO HISSSS! I say we kill her

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now she's blaming it on acid reflux disease!!!

Seriously...why not just fess up and admit you're a not talent loser?

And have you seen her dancing? Christ! if that's dancing, then I'm John Travolta!

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