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Darth Revan
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I need an excuse and fast!

Right, so today I skipped out of my english class since I was supposed to give a speech but I didn't have it ready. Notice that I had my mother's permission to do so. But Ima go Tired Thins style and ask for a crazy-assed excuse to tell the school administration when they pull me out of class tomorrow!

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Oct 27th, 2004 03:29 AM

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vaya_the_elf
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You can say some type of family problem

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Oct 27th, 2004 03:30 AM

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Tptmanno1
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yea,
Just say there were intence personal family problems and you had to be home,
they won't question it.

Or you could say a goat ate your testicals and you had to go to the hospital

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Oct 27th, 2004 03:34 AM

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vaya_the_elf
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Or needed to call hom.. That might work better.

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Oct 27th, 2004 03:35 AM

Ronny
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you were abducted

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Oct 27th, 2004 03:35 AM

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Peach
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Stefan...

Hmm...say that you were leading an army of squirrels, raccoons, and cheese monkeys as they attempted to take over the world, but sadly you didn't succeed, which is why you're back in school.

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Oct 27th, 2004 03:37 AM

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vaya_the_elf
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Instead of the dog ate your homework. Say the dog ate you.

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Oct 27th, 2004 03:38 AM

Tptmanno1
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quote:
Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Stefan...

Hmm...say that you were leading an army of squirrels, raccoons, and cheese monkeys as they attempted to take over the world, but sadly you didn't succeed, which is why you're back in school.

I like my testical eating goat better.

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Oct 27th, 2004 03:39 AM

Darth Revan
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quote:
Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Stefan...

Hmm...say that you were leading an army of squirrels, raccoons, and cheese monkeys as they attempted to take over the world, but sadly you didn't succeed, which is why you're back in school.

Great idea! eek!

I think it needs to be a little more elaborate though, or they'll never buy it.

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Oct 27th, 2004 03:39 AM

Peach
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F*ck the goats.

...oh wait...that sounded really bad in response to your excuse...

I'm gonna go hide in a corner now embarrasment

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Oct 27th, 2004 03:40 AM

Tptmanno1
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lol
hehe

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Oct 27th, 2004 03:43 AM

Mane
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say you took a wrong turn and got lost in the bathroom.

Oct 27th, 2004 04:02 AM

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Lost
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Say your grandma died again

Or just say that you went into your closet and couldn't find yourself out until the search party came looking for you.

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Oct 27th, 2004 04:08 AM

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Scythe
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quote:
Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
You can say some type of family problem

...

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Turbo-Cajun
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Tell them school is for retards and you think they can shove that speech up thier ass. And call your teacher a *****.

That will work.

Its been done.

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Oct 27th, 2004 05:19 AM

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BackFire
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Tell them you're grandma died. It WILL work, and they won't question it at all.

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Clavis
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just tell them the truth and telll those f*ckers to f*cking f*ck off with this stupid english speech and tell them you cant take big crowds and had an emotional break down.. and then you cry and the people will all feel sorry for you..

works for me big grin