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BOPRecruit 16
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Laugh Redneck Jokes

Feel free to post Redneck Jokes in here, either from a site or an original would be appreciated!

Redneck Zoo

What's the diff between a Yankee and Southern Zoo?

On a Yankee zoo cage it shows animal and scientific name in Latin.

On a Southern zoo it has name of the animal & the recipe

(Source: Redneck101.com)


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You might be a redneck if your family tree only has one branch


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You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.


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If you make it a point to break the speed limit in reverse.....you might be a redneck.

If you think a 401-k is your mother-in-law's bra size.....you might be a redneck.

If you work with your shirt off and so does your husband....you might be a redneck.

If you think a barbarian is a librarian and a barber mixed....you might be a redneck.

these are all mine except for one.


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Right its not great but what the hell

A guy goes to a football match on his own, he says to the person next to him "hey you wanna hear a great redneck joke?" the guy next to him replys "befor you do know that I am a redneck i'm 6 foot 4 and weigh 32 stone, the guy behind you is my brother he is a redneck he's 6 foot 3 and weighs 36 stone, the guy sitting next to you on the other side is my cousin he is 7 foot and weighs 37 stone"
The first guy says "no i wont bother dont want to repeat my self 3 times"

lol


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you might be a redneck if your gunrack has a gunrack on it


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You might be a redneck if you think the last line of the American National Anthym is: Gentlemen, start your engines! (Jeff Foxworthy, You're A Redneck If...)

I am the president of the United States! Where are your freedom fries? Heh heh!

What scares me is when I found out that my wife was taking private shotgun lessons. (Jeff Foxworthy, Blue Collar TV)


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Jeff Foxworthy is the king.

You can all get a huge dose of redneck jokes on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour video or on the Comedy Central Blue Collar TV


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"As long as there is a ditch on the side of the road in Lousiana, no cajun will ever go hungry." <- thats my favorite

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You are a redneck if your a redneck.

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*gasps* OMMY GORSHNESS!!! IM A REDNECK!

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Rednect Jokes r awesome because I come from a state where everyone uses them smile


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If you drive your car through a metal detector and it doesnt go off.

If you've ever been caught liein, through your tooth.

If your idea of entertainment is a bug zapper and a six-pac.

If you've ever got away with stealin a weed eater from Wal-Mart.

If you decided it was a "Good idea" to paint a "H" on the top of your house cause you love helicopters.


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how do you compliment a redneck girl?


[SPOILER - highlight to read]: nice tooth.


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OMG! I LOVE BUG ZAPPERS!!! eek!

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Thats not a tooth!! See? Its a unchewed chicklett!


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buuuggg zzzaaaappppaaa

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if your name is Nazgulinthedark you might been a redneck in a former life.


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former life? i am a redneck stick out tongue

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