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Hunter By Nature
 Gender: Female
Location: City of Angels |
 Redneck Jokes
Feel free to post Redneck Jokes in here, either from a site or an original would be appreciated!
Redneck Zoo
What's the diff between a Yankee and Southern Zoo?
On a Yankee zoo cage it shows animal and scientific name in Latin.
On a Southern zoo it has name of the animal & the recipe
(Source: Redneck101.com)
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SlipknoT
Restricted
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Location: New Jersey Account Restricted |
You might be a redneck if your family tree only has one branch
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Imaginary
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Nov 6th, 2004 07:17 AM |
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BOPRecruit 16
Hunter By Nature
Gender: Female
Location: City of Angels |
You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.
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Nov 6th, 2004 08:10 AM |
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Spicy_Mchaggis
Evil Man Whore
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Location: i forgot |
If you make it a point to break the speed limit in reverse.....you might be a redneck.
If you think a 401-k is your mother-in-law's bra size.....you might be a redneck.
If you work with your shirt off and so does your husband....you might be a redneck.
If you think a barbarian is a librarian and a barber mixed....you might be a redneck.
these are all mine except for one.
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Nov 6th, 2004 08:47 AM |
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Filth
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Right its not great but what the hell
A guy goes to a football match on his own, he says to the person next to him "hey you wanna hear a great redneck joke?" the guy next to him replys "befor you do know that I am a redneck i'm 6 foot 4 and weigh 32 stone, the guy behind you is my brother he is a redneck he's 6 foot 3 and weighs 36 stone, the guy sitting next to you on the other side is my cousin he is 7 foot and weighs 37 stone"
The first guy says "no i wont bother dont want to repeat my self 3 times"
lol
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Dead on the inside and dieing on the outside...
Last edited by Filth on Nov 6th, 2004 at 01:41 PM
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Ax3l
Dream Finder
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Location: Imagination Pavilion |
you might be a redneck if your gunrack has a gunrack on it
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One little spark...
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Nov 6th, 2004 03:44 PM |
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BOPRecruit 16
Hunter By Nature
Gender: Female
Location: City of Angels |
You might be a redneck if you think the last line of the American National Anthym is: Gentlemen, start your engines! (Jeff Foxworthy, You're A Redneck If...)
I am the president of the United States! Where are your freedom fries? Heh heh!
What scares me is when I found out that my wife was taking private shotgun lessons. (Jeff Foxworthy, Blue Collar TV)
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Nov 10th, 2004 12:40 AM |
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drunk_nazgul
obscure
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Location: YOU ARE HERE |
Jeff Foxworthy is the king.
You can all get a huge dose of redneck jokes on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour video or on the Comedy Central Blue Collar TV
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Nov 10th, 2004 12:47 AM |
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Naz
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"As long as there is a ditch on the side of the road in Lousiana, no cajun will ever go hungry." <- thats my favorite
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Nov 10th, 2004 01:05 AM |
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Noob A
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Location: Your not worthy enough to know. Account Restricted |
You are a redneck if your a redneck.
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Nov 10th, 2004 01:44 AM |
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Naz
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*gasps* OMMY GORSHNESS!!! IM A REDNECK!
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Nov 10th, 2004 01:45 AM |
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Kelly_Bean
Warum ist die Sonne rund?
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Location: Mars |
Rednect Jokes r awesome because I come from a state where everyone uses them 
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Nov 10th, 2004 01:51 AM |
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justjakk
Evil Bunny
 Gender: Male
Location: In written pages |
If you drive your car through a metal detector and it doesnt go off.
If you've ever been caught liein, through your tooth.
If your idea of entertainment is a bug zapper and a six-pac.
If you've ever got away with stealin a weed eater from Wal-Mart.
If you decided it was a "Good idea" to paint a "H" on the top of your house cause you love helicopters.
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Justjakk in the box altered images Justjakk in the box twisted lyrics
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Nov 10th, 2004 02:34 AM |
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super pr*xy
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: Daily Planet |
how do you compliment a redneck girl?
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: nice tooth. 
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Nov 10th, 2004 02:36 AM |
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Naz
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OMG! I LOVE BUG ZAPPERS!!! 
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Nov 10th, 2004 02:36 AM |
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Naz
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buuuggg zzzaaaappppaaa 
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Nov 10th, 2004 02:40 AM |
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Naz
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former life? i am a redneck 
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