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ChickinMeat
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: The Zone |
Top 25 Signs You’re Dating a Dork
http://www.insidejoke.tv/200401/dork.asp
1. “Sorry honey, not tonight… I’ve got to conserve energy for tomorrow’s LAN party.”
2. Used L33T as dirty talk.
3. Wanted to legally change their name to that of a favorite Dungeons and Dragons character.
4. Asked you to dress up as a video game or anime character… for sexual purposes.
5. Shown off a “lucky” video game hat.
6. Instead of a cigarette after sex, they crave video games.
7. The phrase “Is that an inhaler in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” loses all its allure because it really is an inhaler, and you know they need it after sex.
8. Set their cell phone ring-tone to a video game theme song.
9. They communicate with you more frequently through your Live Journal, or blog, than they call or even e-mail you.
10. Argued that a night of letting you watch them play video games is a bona fide date.
11. Bought you the latest video game system for a special occasion.
12. Read a fantasy series based on a Role-Playing Game.
13. Played a Role-Playing Game based on a fantasy series.
If this classifies as a double-date, you're definitely dating a dork!
14. Given a detailed response to the question “What’s your favorite Star Trek movie?”
15. Named every minor character in the Star Wars Movies.
16. Read more than one web-comic on a regular basis.
17. Accidentally called you by a fictional character’s name.
18. …during sex.
19. Written for http://www.insidejoke.tv
20. Made a caricature of how you would look as drawn by the Japanese.
21. Named video game characters after you and/or given you a nickname after a video game character.
22. Complained that they couldn’t make it to the midnight showing on opening night of Lord of the Rings… they were stuck going to the 12:01 showing.
23. Explained that they would rather spend the same amount of money to buy you an “engagement computer” instead of an engagement ring.
24. Argued with their friends over who would make the better Padawan Learner: Elijah Wood (as Frodo Baggins) or Toby McGuire (as Spiderman).
25. All their previous love interests before you were made of pixels.
i have to say i am guilty for some of these acts, like no.16 and no.8. what about you guys?
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Nov 30th, 2004 07:21 AM |
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LordKerrigor
bucket wars
Gender: Male
Location: Some where in the Milky Way |
hahaha yup im a dork 
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Nov 30th, 2004 08:27 AM |
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Praylu
Exit Prophet Enter Praylu
 Gender: Male
Location: Awaiting Destiny... |
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SPIDER-MAN 3 DIRECTOR'S CUT PETITION HERE
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Nov 30th, 2004 08:28 AM |
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Clovie
 Gender: Female
Location: lost in your dreams |
lmao 
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Nov 30th, 2004 10:14 AM |
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Mighty Yoda
The all Mighty One
 Gender: Male
Location: Swamps of Dagobah |
never been on a date before
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Nov 30th, 2004 10:26 AM |
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Chance SL
Chance(TM)
 Gender: Male
Location: Cardiff, Wales |
I do alot of those things. 
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Nov 30th, 2004 10:28 AM |
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Snipes
Number 1
 Gender: Male
Location: Australia |
whats that list got against video games................not that i play em or anything
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Nov 30th, 2004 10:31 AM |
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Mighty Yoda
The all Mighty One
Gender: Male
Location: Swamps of Dagobah |
sure you don't
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Nov 30th, 2004 10:33 AM |
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Snipes
Number 1
Gender: Male
Location: Australia |
maybe occasionally...
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Nov 30th, 2004 10:36 AM |
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Mighty Yoda
The all Mighty One
Gender: Male
Location: Swamps of Dagobah |
thought so
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Nov 30th, 2004 10:43 AM |
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cruel jedi
A PrOpHeT oF tHe DaRkSiDe
 Gender: Male
Location: At the egde of the abyss |
ive never done one of those things but there is always time 
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Nov 30th, 2004 10:44 AM |
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Telpy
SKittle Addict
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: Sector ZZ plural Z alpha |
*innocent smile...*
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Nov 30th, 2004 10:45 AM |
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Chance SL
Chance(TM)
Gender: Male
Location: Cardiff, Wales |
Hey Teplz! *pounces* You'll dress up as Lara Croft for me won't you?!?!
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Nov 30th, 2004 10:47 AM |
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Telpy
SKittle Addict
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Sector ZZ plural Z alpha |
*wonders...*
No, but I'll dress up at the sexy me!! Come on, I'm more sexier than her! 
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Nov 30th, 2004 10:56 AM |
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Chance SL
Chance(TM)
Gender: Male
Location: Cardiff, Wales |
Well yeah but....okay then.
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Nov 30th, 2004 10:57 AM |
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Salem07
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: |
 ...ok that is weird
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Nov 30th, 2004 11:23 AM |
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Arsenal
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: |
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Nov 30th, 2004 11:26 AM |
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cruel jedi
A PrOpHeT oF tHe DaRkSiDe
Gender: Male
Location: At the egde of the abyss |
chelsea could have been worse i could have done everyone of them
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Nov 30th, 2004 12:05 PM |
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BakaXero
Free SUGAR!
 Gender: Male
Location: Right here waiting |
whats wrong with number 8?
SUPER MARIOS COOL!!!! ALRIGHT!!!!
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Nov 30th, 2004 12:14 PM |
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Spicy_Mchaggis
Evil Man Whore
 Gender: Male
Location: i forgot |
there's nothing wrong with video games or anime, just dont obsess about them and talk about them non-stop. thats when its annoying. i hate most anime but a group of nerds at skool beg to differ.
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