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Joke time!!! (gd 4 curing boredom)
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Tongue Joke time!!! (gd 4 curing boredom)

Who of you guys out there know any good jokes or funny stories???
I could do with a laugh right about now!!!! sad

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There was this woman that lived in a house and she was bulimic, so she saved all her barf and put them in jars and stored them in the attic. A year later she moved out. Then another woman moved in, and whenever she cut herself, she saved her scabs, and put them in jars and stored them in the attic. A year later she moved out. Then a father, daughter, and son moved in, and the kids were really bad, and the father said, if you kids are bad one more time, I'm going to lock you in the attic. So they were bad one more time, and the father locked them in the attic, and two years later he opened the door, and said, "How did you guys live?" And they replied, "On chips and dip."


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From the Private Eye, a Lord Ashcrofte comic strip:

Taxman: "Have you paid any taxes this year Lord Ashcrofte?"
Lord Ashcrofte: "Mind your own business, I'm a Tory peer."
Taxman: "Fair enough" (leaves)
Lord Ashcrofte: "That wasn't too TAXING, eh Readers?"

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Re: Joke time!!! (gd 4 curing boredom)

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Who of you guys out there know any good jokes or funny stories???
I could do with a laugh right about now!!!! sad



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