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Strength and Honour

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Laugh Obsession

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four
young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he
observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating sweets. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mother, "Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third mother. "Your obsession is alcohol.
This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by
and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving.



lollaughing out loud i am so sorry guys but i just had to post this here


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"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.-----Sir Winston Churchill

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CandyKoRn
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That's bad ... but funny laughing out loud


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ash007
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lol i know thats what made so funny for me rolling on floor laughing


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"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.-----Sir Winston Churchill

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lol thats mint lol where did you get that? lol


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good one!


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laughing out loud

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Elanor
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mwhahahaaa


anyway.... obsession rules! laughing


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ash007
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mmmm yep it rules smile


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"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.-----Sir Winston Churchill

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lol

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ash007
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yep


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With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.These words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie -- as awisdom, and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.

"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.-----Sir Winston Churchill

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I like that thats funny laughing out loud

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Ronny
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my obbesion is hot


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i do not have an obsession

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Elanor
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why? confused
you should find one wink


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omg laughing out loud laughing laughing

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i do really but shhh!

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Elanor
Be@st's Wife

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but? there isnt any good enough obsession for you? wink


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