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Rogue Jedi
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Corny Pick Up Lines.....

whats the corniest pick up line you have ever used or heard?

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May 29th, 2004 01:20 AM

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nach
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too many to name...
i hate it when ppl are like "did it hurt? when you fell from heaven"

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JToTheP
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Nice legs, what time do they open?

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Deathblow
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oh lord where to start...i think the worst i've ever used was:

''Hey baby nice legs, what time they open?''

i picked it from somewhere...just dont remeber where.

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woah that was spooky...

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JToTheP
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OMFG...I keep doing that with people!

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May 29th, 2004 01:26 AM

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i used this one once..."i am gonna eat my way to your heart. can i start between your legs?"

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May 29th, 2004 01:29 AM

JToTheP
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I never heard that one RJ, good stuff!

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May 29th, 2004 01:29 AM

nach
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"let's do math. we'll add a bed, subract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply."

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May 29th, 2004 01:30 AM

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quote:
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I never heard that one RJ, good stuff!

do you believe it worked?

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May 29th, 2004 02:16 AM

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im sure it did

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Rogue Jedi
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like a charm wink

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May 29th, 2004 02:21 AM

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That was awesome.

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Rogue Jedi
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what, the line? i heard it somewhere, used it, and was shagged all night for doing so.

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May 29th, 2004 02:27 AM

Solo
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Nice. Man If I could get it with my pick up lines in one night....That would be sweet.

May 29th, 2004 02:28 AM

Rogue Jedi
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dude, i was way lucky. the girl i asked was a freak. not a ****, just wild and went for outspoken guys. be careful who you ask if you use it.

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May 29th, 2004 02:31 AM

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Yes, That I will be. Careful. *Takes Notes*.

May 29th, 2004 02:35 AM

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play the field, just dont catch a foul ball, as my pappy used to say. laughing

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May 29th, 2004 02:38 AM

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honey if you were a parking ticket i would write 'FINE' all over it

if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put ' U " and ' I " together

^ these were from family guy

baby are you tired b'cuz you hav been runnin through my mind all day

baby if you were a polaroid picture i whould shake you all day

hey i lost my number can i have yours?

baby you must be butter cuz ur on a roll

baby u must be buffalo wings cuz u are HOT!

do you hav a map b'cuz im lost in ur eyes

thats why the sky is so grey, b;cuz all the blue is in your eyes

....me n my friends talk and make these up durin skool...were so bored n lame

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shake that ass and get it loose!!!

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May 29th, 2004 02:59 AM

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