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KidRock
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How to make a women happy..

It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be :

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

53. to never forget
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace


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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace

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or slit her throat then she cant complain no expression

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is that ALL i've gotta do? sleep I could juggle 20 women, no worries wink


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Re: How to make a women happy..

quote: (post)
Originally posted by KidRock
It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be :

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover


6. a master (not all the time)
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator




17. a pest exterminator (very important)


20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO

44. give her compliments regularly

46. be honest
47. have a bit of cash
48. not stress her out too much
49. not look at other girls (very important)

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO


51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her space

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

53. to never forget
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




As you can see, I've made some alterations.


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The list on "How to make a woman feel ok" is alot shorter and works just as well wink.

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Re: Re: How to make a women happy..

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Kharhmah
As you can see, I've made some alterations.
Good work Kharhmah! big grin

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they expect to much, you want it, get it yourself

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I posted the exact same thread a few months ago, the joke and everything.

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women ay


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Oh c'mon ...we are asking not much ... aren't we? laughing out loud

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no expression the list for the woman runs off my screen, tha mans isnt even 1% of my screen no expression women ask too much

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It's a joke, dammit stick out tongue


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All were asking for, are men that have fantastic personalities and that will care enough about us to look after us.


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I posted the exact same thread a few months ago, the joke and everything.
You're my hero.


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do we set something on fire now? no expression

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Woman care a lot. Which not always a bad thing.

Men don't care very much. They only seem to really want one thing from woman.


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big boobs tight ass, beer from the fridge and sex, thats four by my count no expression

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