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The Princess and the .................
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silver_tears
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Cool The Princess and the .................

The Princess's Problem

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,
the princess.

But there was a problem.
Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
metal,
wood,
stone,
anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired.
What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the king,
"If your daughter touches one thing
that does not melt in her hands,
she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day,
he held a competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt would marry her
and inherit the king's wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first prince brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas,
once the princess touched it,
it melted.
The prince went away sadly.

.........................................

The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance
in the world and would not melt.
But alas,
once the princess touched them,
they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.

..........................................

The third prince approached.
He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what
is in there."
The princess did as she was told,
though she turned red.


She felt something hard.
She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed.
Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess
and they both lived happily ever after.


Question:
What was in the prince's pants?







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M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

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What were you thinking you pervert?
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and then everyone exploded in a fountain of gore and blood


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did you read it?
it's so worth it laughing out loud
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laughing out loud
I knew he had M&M's in his pocket...


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laughing out loud That is classic, Sil...


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I was totally thinking it would be Reese's pieces.


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quote:
Originally posted by silver_tears
did you read it?
it's so worth it laughing out loud
misleading, yes, but oh so funny.......especially my little adendem at the end laughing


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haha i read that in a joke place before buts its funny thumb up


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and then everyone exploded in a fountain of gore and blood

HAHAHAHAHJUGHAHA


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laughing


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no expression im wasting my life...


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wasting your life by what?


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nothing new sam no expression
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I was actually giving this thought... Like before they said It was hard, I thought he brought water... beacsue water is already liquid... it can not melt...


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wow your smart big grin but how can she feel water in his pants without the thing spilling in the jeans or sumthing? okay that was weird messed


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Hee hee i thought it was something else huh
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