K, here's some random survey - fill it in, its fun -
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''..or making a rude gesture has a symbolic value..'', Sociology, A.Giddens
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
CD case
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
12:45
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
01:03
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Kim and Selena talking
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Three hours ago. Taking the Chinese from the delivery guy
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
studentcentral
Complete the sentence
I once had a dream........that my ex died...and i was trying to cry, but I couldn't
I'm only racist towards....Microsoft
I don't even know why I'm...wasting my time around internet looking for ridiculous questions
I'd give anything to have sex with...Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen...simultaneously, then separately...the simultaneously again, the separately again...then some more separately.
Nothing sucks more than having to....think of an excuse....fast!
If I had six bucks, I'd buy...coffee
It's hot. I should take off my...top
It's always more fun if you...OBEY MILLA!!
You can't eat steak without...knife and fork
You'd better shut up before I....cut off your penis and force feed it to you
I really like you and everything but...you're an idiot, who needs to have his forehead massaged with a brick. I mean, why dont you just lie in front of an upcoming train!?
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....then squeezed it hard, and left with a broken arm
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
Last edited by lil bitchiness on Apr 9th, 2005 at 01:02 AM
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''...was not native to Selvaris, or indeed to any other world in the galaxy." SW, NJO The Unifying Force
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Pack of cigarettes
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
5:30 PM
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
5:23 PM
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My loud ass AC unit
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
An hour ago, I went into town to pay some bills.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
MSN Messenger
Complete the sentence
I once had a dream........I went completely bald.
I'm only racist towards....Idiots
I don't even know why I'm...in this world
I'd give anything to have sex with...Milla Jovovich
Nothing sucks more than having to....to go to work.
If I had six bucks, I'd buy...A beer
It's hot. I should take off my...socks.
It's always more fun if you...remember to be random.
You can't eat steak without...BBQ sauce.
You'd better shut up before I....stick my size 13 feet up your ass.
I really like you and everything but...I think you're not my type............b!tch.
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....I kicked him in his nuuuuuuuts.
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"..i had bled. And prehaps i had seen his face without it's mask; and prehaps.." The Bloody Chamber by Angela Carter
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
a folder
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
1:30
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
1:34am
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Music
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about 6 hours ago to go shopping
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
sffworld.com
I once had a dream........my IQ was related to the length of my nose
I'm only racist towards....Chav's
I don't even know why I'm...on this forum...
I'd give anything to have sex with...Jude Law
Nothing sucks more than having to....do my coursework
If I had six bucks, I'd buy...alcohol
It's hot. I should take off my...top
It's always more fun if you...morris dance
You can't eat steak without...cooking it
You'd better shut up before I....kill you
I really like you and everything but...i slept with your brother..and he was so much better
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt....i broke his fingers and tied him to the wing of an areoplane..
Last edited by Les yeux clos on Apr 9th, 2005 at 12:44 AM
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
...are covering the Scottish war. You have been... - Macbeth, Activity Section.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Filing cabinet
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:18
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:35
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nancy Boy by Placebo
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Two minutes ago, hanging the washing.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
The Dancing Dove
Complete the sentence
I once had a dream........that I was banned from the internet
I'm only racist towards....everyone
I don't even know why I'm...wasting my time on KMC
I'd give anything to have sex with...Ewan McGregor
Nothing sucks more than having to.... do pointless crap.
If I had six bucks, I'd buy... a magazine
It's hot. I should take off my...socks
It's always more fun if you.. .relax
You can't eat steak without... teeth
You'd better shut up before I.... break your face
I really like you and everything but... I think you're ugly.
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....then found himself with a broken nose
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"A voice... a very familiar voice....filled his head" Warcraft: War of the ancients
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My lamp
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
About 5:40
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
5:37
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The wind blowing outside and birds chirping
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday, over 24 hours ago - Got gas in my car
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My desktop
I once had a dream........that I was having sex with my cousin
I'm only racist towards....goths
I don't even know why I'm...doing this survey
I'd give anything to have sex with...Monica Bellucci
Nothing sucks more than having to....wake up early
If I had six bucks, I'd buy...some candy
It's hot. I should take off my... clothes, all of them.
It's always more fun if you... do it naked.
You can't eat steak without... chewing
You'd better shut up before I....make you look stupid
I really like you and everything but... you don't put out enough, get lost
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....he's dead now
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Last edited by BackFire on Apr 9th, 2005 at 12:47 AM
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
single, the record industry hopes
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? (please log in to view the image)
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
1.55am
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
1.47 am
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
45 minutes ago..i had to go and meet my mom and walk her back home safely...the woman she was caring for had to be rushed to hospital so my mom was allowed to go home
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
fatpie.com
I once had a dream.......about freddy kruger playing pool..he was staring at me
I'm only racist towards....chavs
I don't even know why I'm...up this late
I'd give anything to have sex with...christina aguilara
Nothing sucks more than having to....wake up early(i agree backfire)
If I had six bucks, I'd buy...nothing..they dont accept US money over here
It's hot. I should take off my... pants
You can't eat steak without... a knife and fork
You'd better shut up before I....gouge out your eyes and skull fuk you
I really like you and everything but... i dont like you..if ya get me
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....and i slit his thoat
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"How about this? Shut your mouth...Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you."
Last edited by lil bitchiness on Apr 9th, 2005 at 12:59 AM
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''To distract myself, I look around the cabin. The two elderly..." Can You Keep a Secret
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Camcorder
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
8:50
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
8:49
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Music off my Kazaa
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
20 minutes ago, getting out of my car, coming home from a friend's place.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Gifted conference registration sheets that should be filled in, but I procrastinate so they just sit there for days on end....
Complete the sentence
I once had a dream........my family was part of the mob.
I'm only racist towards....flakes
I don't even know why I'm...so bored at school.
I'd give anything to have sex with...Hayden Christensen or Tom Welling, rawr baby!
Nothing sucks more than having to....get up for school in the winter.
If I had six bucks, I'd buy...frappuccino.
It's hot. I should take off my...shirt.
It's always more fun if you...are drunk.
You can't eat steak without...a baked potato.
You'd better shut up before I....leave.
I really like you and everything but...you give off a raunchy smell!
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....than was sued.
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''hand and we walked and stopped and kissed, I felt like I" - Chicken Soup For The Teenage Soul
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
a table
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
9:00 pm
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
09:03
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The goddamned t.v.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
3:30 pm this afternoon...gettin weed.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
bangbus
Complete the sentence
I once had a dream........that is died and went to heaven.
I'm only racist towards....a lot of people.
I don't even know why I'm...doing this dumb sh!t.
I'd give anything to have sex with...yo mama.
Nothing sucks more than having to....break up with someone you love.
If I had six bucks, I'd buy...a life
It's hot. I should take off my...hair
It's always more fun if you...make sweet love to me
You can't eat steak without...A1 Steak Sauce
You'd better shut up before I....kiss your ass
I really like you and everything but...(i get this a lot) I can't stand the way you breath
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....and then he gave me a blow job......but i was knocked out
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No I am not a punk. Just a Kaveman. Sig made by BakaXero!
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''..The Sun, the brightest,largest body in our solar system, represents a persons"
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Computer Speaker
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
8:50pm
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
9:07 pm
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my Fan and my mom sneezing, TV downstairs
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
2 and ahalf hours ago, My bro and I went for a walk and saw some friends so we chated for a while
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
TAPS
Complete the sentence
I once had a dream........My bf hated me (its was sad actually)
I'm only racist towards....Preps
I don't even know why I'm...not doing homework
I'd give anything to have sex with...(not gonna answer)
Nothing sucks more than having to....do homework on the weekend
If I had six bucks, I'd buy...Soda and junk food
It's hot. I should take off my...clothes and replace it with my swimsuit
It's always more fun if you...are with firends
You can't eat steak without...it being cooked right
You'd better shut up before I....Pop a cap in your face
I really like you and everything but...you need to really grow up. I mean come on sometimes you act immature...not to mention swicth the story around so it benifits you.
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....Then said "hey there little lady, wanna come with me to Vegas?" "Granpa here show you a real good time"
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''.I'm just an eight-year-old widdle girl who can pretend to be all grown up..."
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The wall.
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
6:30pm
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
6:18pm
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My Radio and my kat purring.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
an hour ago. I was at work.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My Xanga.
Complete the sentence
I once had a dream........of my best friend Jackie who passed away 3 months ago.
I'm only racist towards....Stupid peepole.
I don't even know why I'm...sitting here filling this out.
I'd give anything to have sex with...YOU! lol.
Nothing sucks more than having to....kiss ass.
If I had six bucks, I'd buy...a burger.
It's hot. I should take off my...clothes.
It's always more fun if you...WORSHIP ME!!! KNEEL DOWN BEFORE ME YOU FOOLISH MORTAL !!!
You can't eat steak without...A1 Sauce.
You'd better shut up before I....Wax yer pubes off.
I really like you and everything but...wait no I don't I'm sorry I was thinking about someone else. no I don't like you, have a nice day.
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt....Pepper spray his beady lil eyes!!! And then TAZER HIM!!!!
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+ Once Made Equal To Man, Woman Becomes His Superior. +
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''..the streets it linked because there were no street lamps..'', HP and Order of Phoenix, JK ROWLING
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Stereo
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:40
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:56
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My fan
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night. Bowling
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Cant remember.....
Complete the sentence
I once had a dream........that I had seen Ep3...then I woke and was sad coz I didnt...
I'm only racist towards....Playstation
I don't even know why I'm...wearing clothes...
I'd give anything to have sex with...a REAL girl...
Nothing sucks more than having to....listen to shit music on the radio
If I had six bucks, I'd buy...something useless
It's hot. I should take off my...shoes
It's always more fun if you...blame someone else
You can't eat steak without...chewing
You'd better shut up before I....go play outside
I really like you and everything but...if you dont like Star Wars, your not worthy
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....then died
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"premium can be as high as several hundred pounds" The complete Skytraveller by David Beaty
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
CD case.
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
12:10 pm
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
11:40 am
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My TV, Video Hits is on.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night, went out with some friends.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Nothing, KMC is the first place I go to check my PMs *is sad*
Complete the sentence
I once had a dream........ That I was on the front line and was ordered to shoot at children but I shot the officer who gavee me the order instead. This was last night. Freaked me out.
I'm only racist towards.... people.
I don't even know why I'm... so intrigued byt this survey, I guess its alot more fun than alot of the other topics on KMC .
If I had six bucks, I'd buy... a house, a car, a plane and three small islands in a poor country.
It's hot. I should take off my... chimney.
It's always more fun if you... play in traffic during peak hour.
You can't eat steak without... eating steak.
You'd better shut up before I.... do absolutely nothing about it.
I really like you and everything but... I hate you.
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt..... so you slapped his, and then it got X rated.
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''....in which to meet, just to get a rise out of her. Well." - Shadows of the Empire, Steve Perry
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Door
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:20
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:19
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
People moving upstairs.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yestreday. I walked to my buddies house, and went to Univ.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Pornography.
Complete the sentence
I once had a dream........that I had a beautiful home.
I'm only racist towards....Lucas.
I don't even know why I'm...going back to Univ.
I'd give anything to have sex with...Carrie Fisher, 20 years ago.
Nothing sucks more than having to....go on the First Date.
If I had six bucks, I'd buy...nothing, 'cause everything I want is so expensive!
It's hot. I should take off my...pants.
It's always more fun if you...partake in Pyronecrobestiality.
You can't eat steak without...a hat on.
You'd better shut up before I....go all Clone on your candy @ss!
I really like you and everything but...I'm only using you so that I can get into your pants.
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....and you payed him five bucks, you dirty whore!
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Last Circle of Hell
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"...shaped blade coverts a forward..." - The Way Things Work, David Macaulay
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My bed
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
9:30
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:30
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
KRock on the radio
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
At 9, walking the dogs.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Runescape
Complete the sentence
I once had a dream........That my ex was on train tracks, I pulled her off as a train came, and cut the ropes that bound her. When I tried to help her up, she slapped my hand. He sat down facing the other way, muttering about "Just trying to help", and she suddenly hugs me.
I'm only racist towards....Indians (like from India. I imitate Apu a lot)
I don't even know why I'm...filling out this survey. Guess I'm bored.
I'd give anything to have sex with....My ex one last time.
Nothing sucks more than having to....go to Geometry & Spanish class
If I had six bucks, I'd buy....A cd at Princeton Record Exchange
It's hot. I should take off my....shoe/hat/hoodie....and maybe my shirt.....and pants....and -
It's always more fun if you...Check (in lacrosse) someone so hard they go flying 3+ feet.
You can't eat steak without...Crosse and Blackwell Steak Sauce
You'd better shut up before I....Castrate you or thwack you over the head with my lacrosse stick.
I really like you and everything but...you suck in bed. And I dont really like you.
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....I scream "Help, help! Its Father Stevens!"
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''..The only thing a boy will do to get there hands on you is to fake yarn.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My dog
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
12:45
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
9:50
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Kim and Selena talking to my friend
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Two hours ago. Taking the pizza from the delivery guy
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
studentcentral
Complete the sentence
I once had a dream........ I clould never talk again because People think I all ways NAG when I dont.
I'm only racist towards....Me
I don't even know why I'm...Siting here when I can do much more thing out there
I'd give anything to have sex with... usher the most sexiest of all men in hip hop(50-cent looks like a girilla)
Nothing sucks more than having to....Do so much hard work.
If I had six bucks, I'd buy... 2 or 4 lotories ( and I win them all and I'm a million air!!!!!!!!)
It's hot. I should take off my...Bra
It's always more fun if you...had sex with someone you love so much you just cant take your eyes off of him
You can't eat steak without...knife and fork
You'd better shut up before I....cut off your penis and and balls then burn it, also force you to eat it all up
I really like you and everything but...your just acting so frikkin werid, I mean have you been looking at a mirror and seeing yourself acting werid, I mean c'mon
A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....Then I'd punched him so hard untill he died
Tried to do better but thats all I got
Last edited by Ms. Sexy on Apr 9th, 2005 at 02:55 AM
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