Hey all! well i love to hear peoples drunken embarassing stories to make me feel better about my own so hit me with some and we can swap teehee
my first story:
i got drunk one night and thought the two cops who came to give us a noise complaint were strippers so i put $10 in one of the belts and told him to take it off sooooooooooo embarassed!!
I once went to a party a girl gave at her parents house, cause they have a really big house and similar garden, making it a great location. I was especially interested in going there because I was in love with that particular girl...
The most of the party was going on in the garden, they had speakers put up there connected to the stereo inside the house. The party kicked ass, the weather was good, everybody happy and the beer was plenty-full. At some time that night the music stopped, cause the CD-player had played all CD's inside it. I myself was pretty drunk at that point, but a still being a gentleman, I volunteered to put in some new CD's.
I staggered into the house, managed to change some of the CD's and was ready to get back to the garden again. At that point I noticed a open window, and I thought to myself: 'heeeey, that is a much shorter route back to the garden instead of going back to the hall, out the door and all around the house!'. Very convinced by this fabulous idea I climbed up to the window, sat in it in order to jump out... but then I dramaticly lost my balance and fell backwards.
In a attempt to stop my fall, I gripped both curtains on the sides of the window, but they just came of the ceiling... I crashed on to the stereo below the window, destroyed the record-player on top with my skull, tumbled off into the shelves at the wall, launched some of the books inside trough the room and in the meanwhile I managed to toss my drink on the prized rug in the room. Total f*ckin chaos...
As you might have guessed, me and that girl never came together...
nearly every time i get wasted i walk to the all night gas station with my mates to get hot dogs. its a 7ish kilometer walk (14k round trip). end up doing something like trying to put shopping trolleys on road signs, jumping through shrubs and bushes, stupid shit like that. i've walked infront of traffic, i've stumbled head first into shop windows, head butted a garage door till it was pushed in, many things while feeling no pain thanks to the booze.
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haha i've been drunk...but there were no stories about it, just one's about the guys i was with who were drunk also..they were break dancing, it was cool, and funny. but i think they embrassed themselves
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drunken stories!!
Apr 27th, 2005 02:37 PM
k.
u should 
you know i care...teehee! omg i knew a bunch of guys who *when drunk* walked around hittin things like street signs n stuff
*Sxc_Sarah*
but it wasn't nice 
