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Libertine
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

This is the thread where you ask the questions youve always wanted to know... no matter how strange.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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Uneeklyconfused
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some people mite like it dark and crispy..... confused

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T.M
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Use this

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Originally posted by Libertine
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

This is the thread where you ask the questions youve always wanted to know... no matter how strange.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

i would eat it huh

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Pandemoniac
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Originally posted by T.M
Use this

Yesss! Use that for some really weird Q&A! And most of it is true as well!

But for your toaster complex: it's obviously a shady marketing scam. The toaster company conspired with the toast company: they boosted their toasters in order to burn up all toast inserted, thus making people buy new toast for another try.
The toaster company probably gets a certain percentage out of each toast sold as commission from the toast company, a evil toast symbiosis, so to say.

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nick1811
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Re: Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a

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Originally posted by Libertine
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

This is the thread where you ask the questions youve always wanted to know... no matter how strange.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

so you can do that toast art that people do. *god, im cool* wink

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