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The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.

Hallelujah, Rastafaaari! Ya never did da forgivin' me, Natty Dread.

So, I've decided to make my divinity official. This is my house and all of you are welcome to enter into it and worship at my feet and elbows. Praise my name, sing songs to me, say little prayers, the whole-shebang...It's all accomodated for you here under this little roof.

In time, I may administer Priests and stuff like that, but seeing as I'm about as fresh as a fresh thing, I'd like to keep things totally based on me. You're welcome to think about my excellence at home, school, work, restaurants, etc. but always remember you have this little piece of heaven here. It's a place for fellowship, love and all things Ou Be.

I haven't really had time to work out the logisitcs of everything, but there will be hymns, an offical prayer and some commandments in the coming days, weeks, months ahead. It's sure to be an exciting time...

I've come to the conclusion that the more posts you make, the closer to heaven you get. Actually, my 'heaven' is more like the Buddhist belief in Nirvana...Oh, nevermind. Haw-haw-haw. Be careful though, my sheep...If your posts are stupid and lack thought, I shall place you on the slippery slope to Hell which happens to resemble a cube with high humidity levels and never-ending bad music.

Peace and redemption, plus no restrictions on when you can get down and hoochy...Also, you won't suffer from my judgement calling you off whomever and whatever you like to ride, if you get my down-low...Yeah, I'm talking 'bout all kinds of funk-funky love.

In the beginning there was God, but he was shit and restrictive so the poeple of Earth began to worship Ou Be and it was good.

Praise me...


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Riiiight.... blink

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No no expression

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wow...this thread is weird...


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Originally posted by Fellatio
Riiiight.... blink


You've just climbed 2 spaces closer to your Karma Kickback! Congratulations! This award is based primarily on your chosen nom de plume. 'The Grand Gargle' is my favorite piece by Fellatio...So dramatic!


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Originally posted by Fionnuala
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You're back-sliding! Save yourself! Quick!


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Im not sure if this clashes with my other beliefs or not.

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Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
You've just climbed 2 spaces closer to your Karma Kickback! Congratulations! This award is based primarily on your chosen nom de plume. 'The Grand Gargle' is my favorite piece by Fellatio...So dramatic!


Gee thanks, just when I was thinking my karma could do with a top up you appear with this thread.

I'm so gratefull... erm

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Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
wow...this thread is weird...


You gained one place for saying "wow", but then slipped-back one for saying "is".


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Originally posted by Korri
Im not sure if this clashes with my other beliefs or not.


No, it doesn't. Remember?


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Gee thanks, just when I was thinking my karma could do with a top up you appear with this thread.

I'm so gratefull... erm


You're so welcome, my child. That's part of the Ou Be Promise - 'I make you happy because you love me.'


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No, it doesn't. Remember?


No?

would you care filling me in on recent events i may have forgotten to put in my religous calendar?

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You forgot that thing about the wotsit that didn't get the other one with the thing. Remember now? Good, that's settled then.

2 points for your post. You're in the lead.


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Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
You're so welcome, my child. That's part of the Ou Be Promise - 'I make you happy because you love me.'


Funny, thats what I normally tell people... wink

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Originally posted by Fellatio
Funny, thats what I normally tell people... wink


Plagiarism will not be tolerated in my Church. You lose half a point.

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Fellatio - 2 and a half points
Fionnuala - -2
Phoenix Aska - 0
Korri - 3


It's really getting exciting now!


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Well golly gosh everyone I'm so excited I could spit! no expression

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Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
You're back-sliding! Save yourself! Quick!
I'd love to but I like sliding..at least I'm going somewhere wink

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Well golly gosh everyone I'm so excited I could spit! no expression


Your chronic use of 'smileys' is inhibiting your ratio of body-mass to floatiness. Karma Kickback ain't fo' kids, yo...bye-bye, 4 points.

Fionnuala, you use 2 more points because you don't seem to realise that the only way is up.


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Fellatio - -2 and a half
Fionnuala - -4
Phoenix Aska - 0
Korri - 3


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Ou, Ou, Ou is all you Need...

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Blah, who needs karma when you can swallow a whole bottle of Kalms and be in state of nearly slightly chilledness! confused

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