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§P0oONY
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Location: Northumberland, United Kingdom

 Maynard's personal add

Name: Sir Maynard Bendy Alex
Age: 65
Eyes: Green
Weight: About .75 lbs

What I'm looking for in the opposite sex: Opposite? #hysterics#

My interests: I enjoy baking cakes with my mother's baking group... I also enjoy sleeping around.... I also enjoy partaking in Water Sports in the bedroom Olympics.

Special qualifications: Must love necrophilia and must not be afraid to base jump..

Final thought: I would love to meet anyone, I;m desperate for any social interaction. My last love abandoned me for a more extreme necro base jumper and I am afraid that I will die alone... Please call.. PLEASE CALL... PLEASE

I wont disappoint wink

IF INTERESTED CALL: 867-4309 AND PRESS #0022

This personal ad brought to you by Bendy Alex's sex service for sexy singles across the nation.


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Special qualifications: Must love necrophilia and must not be afraid to base jump..



where do i sign ? confused


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Originally posted by §P0oONY
Name: Sir Maynard Bendy Alex
Age: 65
Eyes: Green
Weight: About .75 lbs

What I'm looking for in the opposite sex: Opposite? #hysterics#

My interests: I enjoy baking cakes with my mother's baking group... I also enjoy sleeping around.... I also enjoy partaking in Water Sports in the bedroom Olympics.

Special qualifications: Must love necrophilia and must not be afraid to base jump..

Final thought: I would love to meet anyone, I;m desperate for any social interaction. My last love abandoned me for a more extreme necro base jumper and I am afraid that I will die alone... Please call.. PLEASE CALL... PLEASE

I wont disappoint wink

IF INTERESTED CALL: 867-4309 AND PRESS #0022

This personal ad brought to you by Bendy Alex's sex service for sexy singles across the nation.
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Exactly what part of him is bendy? no expression
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where do i sign ? confused
you like having sex with dead bodies


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