Red Superfly
You creepy little stalker
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Spandex or Rubber?
Here's the deal. I've just lost my entire family in a nuclear explosion, but because I was eating a flapjack at the time, I didn't die. Instead, as I saw everyone reduced to ash, I became one with the flapjack. I can now puke golden syrup, and I can sit in an oven for hours on end. Dogs seem to bite my legs a lot more, and I have terribly flaky skin as a side effect.
So, due to the TRAGEDY and my general pissed-offness with being given utterly SHITE superpowers, I'm gonna take my frustrations out on the bakery industry. Quoissants, waffels, bagels, buns, baps, muffins bagguettes and bagels are no longer safe from Jack Flap-jack!
So, I need a rediculous costume. Rubber and spandex provide the rediculousness I am after, but which one?
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Sep 2nd, 2005 05:48 PM
