Spelljammer
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SpellJammer will be every hated member's lawyer.
Well, after seeing Pimp's plee, Spelljammer's heart grew 3 times larger and will serve as the attorney represnting all members here and now and later on that are despised for thier troll-like attitudes.. SpellJammer wants you to consider what he has to say before passing judgement and sending them into exile.. *Ahem!*
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed forum, Pimp's accuser would certainly want you to believe thathe's a badguy, and they make a good case. Hell, SpellJammer almost felt pity himself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed forum,SpellJammer has one final thing he wants you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this..
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is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall ewoks?! THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!
But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this topic? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this topic! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!
Look at SpellJammer, he's a newbie, defending a bunch of trollers against an entire forum. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, SPELLJAMMER'S NOT MAKING ANY SENSE. NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE!
And so you have to remember, when you're typing messages, deliberating, and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed forum, IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! If Chewbacca does not make sense you must acquit!
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Smile, tommorow is going to be worse..
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