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Mr. Smith, there ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing my HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.


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so are you guys swingers?

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I can't beleive I'm gonna bang your daughter tonight! eek!

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Vathu
I can't beleive I'm gonna bang your daughter tonight embarrasment

Yeah, that would be the worst.


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Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?


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lmfao i know... its like.. no expression
so you want to see if I qualify for your daughter? Sounds reasonable no expression *rips off clothes*

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so you guys up for a 4some

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isnt it an orgy when its more then 3?

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My parole officer thinks your daughter has a calming effect on me.


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Don't worry Mr. smith I'll take good care of your daughter Sara......you know I have a daughter too wink *then walks out the door*


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You two know I was tried twice for rape, right?

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quote: (post)
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Don't worry Mr. smith I'll take good care of your daughter Sara......you know I have a daughter too wink *then walks out the door*


he he

and with that i would add:

We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now.
My wife can be rather vindictive at times.


laughing


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mine was funnier big grin

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mine was funnier big grin

Nah, it was old.

"Whoa." *looking at mother's breasts*


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lmfao...

so where do you two think would be a good place to.... "do it"? *looking at parents*

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Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in,

DIDN'T IT ????????


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... Shes vegetarian right?
Does that mean she doesn't like oral?
*whispers to mother*

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