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GCG
Red Bull
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 Things NOT To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents...
First Off:
Mr. Smith, there ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing my HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.
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hawkwind
raz's sock
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so are you guys swingers?
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:38 PM |
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Vathu
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I can't beleive I'm gonna bang your daughter tonight! 
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:39 PM |
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DarkC
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Yeah, that would be the worst.
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:40 PM |
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GCG
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Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:40 PM |
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Vathu
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lmfao i know... its like.. 
so you want to see if I qualify for your daughter? Sounds reasonable *rips off clothes*
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:41 PM |
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hawkwind
raz's sock
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so you guys up for a 4some
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:41 PM |
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DarkC
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"Mrs. Morgan, can I feel your ass too? I'm just wondering if it'd be the same as (name of girlfriend)'s."
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:42 PM |
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Vathu
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isnt it an orgy when its more then 3?
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:42 PM |
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GCG
Red Bull
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My parole officer thinks your daughter has a calming effect on me.
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:42 PM |
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Leo.M
A Riddle
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Don't worry Mr. smith I'll take good care of your daughter Sara......you know I have a daughter too  *then walks out the door*
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:43 PM |
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Vathu
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You two know I was tried twice for rape, right?
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:43 PM |
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GCG
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he he
and with that i would add:
We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now.
My wife can be rather vindictive at times.
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:45 PM |
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Vathu
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mine was funnier 
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:46 PM |
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DarkC
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Nah, it was old.
"Whoa." *looking at mother's breasts*
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:47 PM |
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Vathu
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lmfao...
so where do you two think would be a good place to.... "do it"? *looking at parents*
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:48 PM |
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GCG
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Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in,
DIDN'T IT ????????
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:55 PM |
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Vathu
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... Shes vegetarian right?
Does that mean she doesn't like oral?
*whispers to mother*
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:57 PM |
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DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Gender: Male
Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire. |
"Mr.Smith, can you give me a bit of advice? What's a good icebreaker when you're laying in bed?"
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Sep 15th, 2005 10:58 PM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
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Does Chrinstines mom also have a birthmark on her ass?
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