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Dante Vlada
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How smart are you?

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?


Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop
and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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Koala MeatPie
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1- 1st

2- Impossible, your last. You can't overtake the last persone unless you are behind. UNLESS

You are first and "lapped" the last person.

3- 4100

4- Mary

5- He Tells the seller, he's blind note mute.


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Last edited by Koala MeatPie on Dec 5th, 2005 at 11:25 PM

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Peach
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
1- 1st

2- Impossible, your last. You can't overtake the last persone unless you are behind. UNLESS

You are first and "lapped" the last person.

3- 4100

4- Nunu

5- He Tells the seller, he's blind note mute.


Actually, the fifth daughter's name is Mary wink


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I can hear the call of the dragon...

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~Forever*Alone~
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that last person got mary wrong its mary


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does this work?

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Koala MeatPie
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?


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Peach
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Cheater stick out tongue


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I can hear the call of the dragon...

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Koala MeatPie
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lana
Actually, the fifth daughter's name is Mary wink

Congradualtions, You've stated the blantly obvious. and all you had to do is quote me. I'm impressed.


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Null
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I think it's fred

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BackFire
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Smart enough not to waste time answer those questions.


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Koala MeatPie
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
I think it's fred


Thats my name...


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Congradualtions, You've stated the blantly obvious. and all you had to do is quote me. I'm impressed.


Which of course explains why your post I quoted is different than your post, which was edited after I posted...


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Thats my name...


I know no expression

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Koala MeatPie
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
I know no expression


Oh. no expression Right.


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Lana's name backwards is Anal no expression


Sorry i am bored embarrasment

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Koala MeatPie
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Lana's name backwards is Anal no expression


Sorry i am bored embarrasment


When "Laughing Out Loud" is mean't quite literally.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Lana's name backwards is Anal no expression


Sorry i am bored embarrasment


miffed

Deathblow (the music mod) always calls me that since he made that connection mad

But I call him Samantha or Samuela in return stick out tongue


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I can hear the call of the dragon...

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lana
miffed

Deathblow (the music mod) always calls me that since he made that connection mad

But I call him Samantha or Samuela in return stick out tongue



laughing out loud


























ninja

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overlord
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I want you all to know that I am mucho smart!!!!!!!!


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backwards, forwards, backwards, forwards

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Koala MeatPie
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So Lana actually means Anal backwards... Hum We learn everyday.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
1- 1st

2- Impossible, your last. You can't overtake the last persone unless you are behind. UNLESS

You are first and "lapped" the last person.

3- 4100

4- Mary

5- He Tells the seller, he's blind note mute.


You overtake the person in 2nd place, doesn't that make you 2nd place now? wink


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