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Spartan005
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The Poopie List
Okay, basically this is one of the most immature but hilarious things I've ever read. This came from www.funnyjunk.com and it's oh so true
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
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Jan 5th, 2006 02:13 AM |
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King of Blades
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Jan 5th, 2006 02:15 AM |
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Dusty
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If I see this one more time.
I'm going to do something unpleasent.
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Jan 5th, 2006 02:15 AM |
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Spartan005
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WTF????????
Uhhhhh...... sorry
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Jan 5th, 2006 02:18 AM |
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Strangelove
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somewhat immature. . . .
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Jan 5th, 2006 02:19 AM |
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Spartan005
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yeah, I know
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Jan 5th, 2006 02:23 AM |
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NinthCorona
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Yeah... this was posted way before AOR's, in Tired Hiker's Pad.
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Jan 5th, 2006 02:30 AM |
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King of Blades
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still I made it a thread and nobody reported for repitition...looks like TH just got pwned.... jk
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Jan 5th, 2006 02:32 AM |
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Vinny Valentine
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Wow. Old News. I saw that like 5 years ago.
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Jan 5th, 2006 03:45 AM |
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Storm
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Make poverty history.
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