Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Brad Pitt is preggers!!!
Yes, according to the demons in my head, Brad Pitt Jolie is pregnant! Another source tells me they will make room for the baby amongst the shrine of Roger Ebert photos. More to come . . .
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Jan 12th, 2006 12:04 PM
Imperial_Samura
Anticrust Smurf
Gender: Male Location: Lost in her eyes...
God damn it. Here I was hoping Pitt lacked something vital that would prevent him from spawning love children, or any children.
Oh well, I can only pray your head demons are wrong. (Not that I'd dare question them, no sir.)
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Jan 12th, 2006 12:07 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
God damn it. Here I was hoping Pitt lacked something vital that would prevent him from spawning love children, or any children.
Oh well, I can only pray your head demons are wrong. (Not that I'd dare question them, no sir.)
My head demons are uncompromising and vengeful. Watch a movie starring Phillip Seymour Hoffman in order to counteract the terror!
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Jan 12th, 2006 12:11 PM
Alpha Centauri
Restricted
Gender: Unspecified Location: Ground Zero.
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Either the kid is gonna be unnaturally hot or it's gonna look like a damn alien.
I'm not sure which one I'm rooting for now.
-AC
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Jan 12th, 2006 12:20 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Either the kid is gonna be unnaturally hot or it's gonna look like a damn alien.
I'm not sure which one I'm rooting for now.
-AC
Whichever it is, I'm sure it will have nice titz!
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Jan 12th, 2006 12:23 PM
cruel jedi
A PrOpHeT oF tHe DaRkSiDe
Gender: Male Location: At the egde of the abyss
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Jan 12th, 2006 12:30 PM
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