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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
-Vinny V’s Life –

Many years ago on a lost island outside the cold land of Canada, a young boy was born, his name was Vinny Valentine. His mother named him Vinny Valentine because she was a complete Vincent Valentine fan and she thought that if her kids name was Vinny he would seem like he was in some kind of mafia so he wouldn’t be picked on.

While growing up Vinny didn’t like the length of his name so at the age of 5 he had a court order change his name to Vinny V. He also sued his mother for touching him at night but that’s another story.

Vinny was scared most of the time because an older kid named WrathfulDwarf picked on him a lot. In class he would have rocks thrown at him and sometimes even rotten milk. Vinny V hated his life very much so at the age of 14 he tried to comit suicide, he put a rope around his neck and kicked the t able out from under him, the second the rope took his weight it broke.

Now being really pissed he took his phone and ordered a pizza. After waiting 34 minutes for his pizza Vinny answered the door to this little kid holding a pizza, his name tag said K.DIDDY. So Vinny shot him and took the pizza.

The next day Vinny walked outside to be stopped by the police, the caption yelled into his big microphone thingy and spat out that Vinny was under arrest for trying to commit suicide.

They took Vinny to jail and that were he met up with his new best friend, LORD Sorgo. When Vinny asked why Sorgo was in jail he responded with a long and boring lecture on getting back at people.

Hours later Vinny awoke to see Sorgo over top of him with a huge drill. “Wanna Escape?” He asked but Vinny had already pushed him off him and gotten up. Sorgo used the drill on the wall and it broke down, they both then jumped out of the 57 story high building and used there parachutes to make it out to the ocean where they both landed on an old sailors ships. They got into the restaurant on the ship and ordered a bucket of Shrimp. Sorgo then died because he was allergic to Shrimp…….And K.diddy came back to life and got mauled by a gang of 4 year olds with play do..



The END?!

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
boring

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You didn't read it.

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
more than seven words

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I started that7 words no reading thing so shut up....

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
boring

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Boring.

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Originally posted by **Gen_Thorin**
nice.

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
boring

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
-Vinny V’s Life –

Many years ago on a lost island outside the cold land of Canada, a young boy was born, his name was Vinny Valentine. His mother named him Vinny Valentine because she was a complete Vincent Valentine fan and she thought that if her kids name was Vinny he would seem like he was in some kind of mafia so he wouldn’t be picked on.

While growing up Vinny didn’t like the length of his name so at the age of 5 he had a court order change his name to Vinny V. He also sued his mother for touching him at night but that’s another story.

Vinny was scared most of the time because an older kid named WrathfulDwarf picked on him a lot. In class he would have rocks thrown at him and sometimes even rotten milk. Vinny V hated his life very much so at the age of 14 he tried to comit suicide, he put a rope around his neck and kicked the t able out from under him, the second the rope took his weight it broke.

Now being really pissed he took his phone and ordered a pizza. After waiting 34 minutes for his pizza Vinny answered the door to this little kid holding a pizza, his name tag said K.DIDDY. So Vinny shot him and took the pizza.

The next day Vinny walked outside to be stopped by the police, the caption yelled into his big microphone thingy and spat out that Vinny was under arrest for trying to commit suicide.

They took Vinny to jail and that were he met up with his new best friend, LORD Sorgo. When Vinny asked why Sorgo was in jail he responded with a long and boring lecture on getting back at people.

Hours later Vinny awoke to see Sorgo over top of him with a huge drill. “Wanna Escape?” He asked but Vinny had already pushed him off him and gotten up. Sorgo used the drill on the wall and it broke down, they both then jumped out of the 57 story high building and used there parachutes to make it out to the ocean where they both landed on an old sailors ships. They got into the restaurant on the ship and ordered a bucket of Shrimp. Sorgo then died because he was allergic to Shrimp…….And K.diddy came back to life and got mauled by a gang of 4 year olds with play do..



The END?!

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Originally posted by K.Diddy

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Its only boring bcause you die.




Twice.

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I started that7 words no reading thing so shut up....