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King of Blades
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 Laugh /-\They like my job application/-\

I am now currently working in McDonalds laughing

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NAME: ************************** *************************

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.



PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.


Note:None of this is true, I just thought it would be funny to post a psudo-resume. No this is not a disclaimer, it's just removing the credibility of the ubove quote. Thank you for your time...


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AOR... Mcdonalds now... You should know everyone like applebees more. laughing out loud


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by AOR
I am now currently working in McDonalds laughing



Note:None of this is true, I just thought it would be funny to post a psudo-resume. No this is not a disclaimer, it's just removing the credibility of the ubove quote. Thank you for your time...


OLD! stick out tongue


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Originally posted by LanceWindu
OLD! stick out tongue



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For
DESIRED POSITION:

you should have said "Missionary" or the like.


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wow...lol.
Congrats!
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For
DESIRED POSITION:

you should have said "Missionary" or the like.
quote: (post)
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
wow...lol.
Congrats!


He didn't write it. no expression

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/donald.htm


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He didn't write it. no expression

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/donald.htm


But he can edit it. no expression

Use your imagination. no expression


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He didn't write it. no expression

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/donald.htm



Why did you show them...


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Why did you show them...



Because you're a liar.


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do u get free burgers then .. cuz im ruddy starving


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I eat babies. no expression


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good for you


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good for you




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aww i love it when u do that u look so cute


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aww i love it when u do that u look so cute


no expression


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u dont believe me do u


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u dont believe me do u


no expression


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no expression ur so sweet


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no expression ur so sweet


no expression


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