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LatinoStallion
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Smile Sexy Jesus

One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



embarrasment i actually got aroused.......


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And were all laughing....

Not

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Don't laugh..im serious !


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He's right, Jesus was a sexy b!tch. He had an 8 pack and everything, probably like 2% fat on his whole body.


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OMG dont get me started......this must have been a model or something they used...i duno if Jesus was THAT sexy lol

tan skin, 8 pack, blue eyes, brown hair, long eyelashes, muscular, no clothes.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN


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Re: Sexy Jesus

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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



embarrasment i actually got aroused.......


Follow the leader...


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laughing out loud Jesus wasn't hot...not to me anyway. Long hair is evil. He's such a pretty boy.

Besides...white people are ugly. (my opinion and yes, I'm white)


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Re: Sexy Jesus

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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



embarrasment i actually got aroused.......


laughing out loud

Never had that affect on me........

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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
OMG dont get me started......this must have been a model or something they used...i duno if Jesus was THAT sexy lol

tan skin, 8 pack, blue eyes, brown hair, long eyelashes, muscular, no clothes.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN


You- your gender says you're male confused


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Originally posted by Alliance
laughing out loud Jesus wasn't hot...not to me anyway. Long hair is evil. He's such a pretty boy.

Besides...white people are ugly. (my opinion and yes, I'm white)
Jesus wasnt white.


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That Jesus sure was packing some guns

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Council#13
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Originally posted by Renamon
Jesus wasnt white.


Damn straight. The Catholic Church just potrays him as white because if they portrayed him as a Middle Eastern, it would appear that one of the Church's greatest figures was a "Muslim" although he was actually a Jew.

That's my opinion big grin


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Re: Sexy Jesus

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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



embarrasment i actually got aroused.......


erm


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erm


My reactions were similar:

1. What the f**k?
2. erm
3. confused
4. laughing


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That Jesus sure was packing some guns
Beefy


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LatinoStallion
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JESUS IS DELICIOUS !

Damn....I WANNA CONVERT NOW LOLOOL


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I have now decided not to convert


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i cant get enough of that pic


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LatinoStallion
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i know hes hott


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you guys.... are weird no expression

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