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Sleep The Male hormonal cycle

Someone once told me that males have a regular hormonal cycle just like women. But unllike women, ours lasts roughly 72-78 days*.

Toward the end of which we may become ever-so-slightly difficult to deal with, and may be prone to "ridiculous stunts". Some may involve fire. Others may include the insertion of small pyrotechnic devices into the anuses of frogs, or stealing barbecues from non profit organizations**.

Has anyone ever seen any information on this medical phenomenon? I tried searching google/yahoo and found very little, but I hear this idea all the time -- is it a myth? an exaggeration? old...husband's tale? Do we get a kind of "male PMS"?

*note - may or may not apply to male meese

** Totally fictitious - I was never EVER convicted of this.


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Originally posted by Lana
Meese laughing out loud



People get confused when I use the proper word for multiple moose... roll eyes (sarcastic)


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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Someone once told me that males have a regular hormonal cycle just like women. But unllike women, ours lasts roughly 72-78 days*.

Toward the end of which we may become ever-so-slightly difficult to deal with, and may be prone to "ridiculous stunts". Some may involve fire. Others may include the insertion of small pyrotechnic devices into the anuses of frogs, or stealing barbecues from non profit organizations**.

Has anyone ever seen any information on this medical phenomenon? I tried searching google/yahoo and found very little, but I hear this idea all the time -- is it a myth? an exaggeration? old...husband's tale? Do we get a kind of "male PMS"?

*note - may or may not apply to male meese

** Totally fictitious - I was never EVER convicted of this.
The other day we used a Molotov cocktail to start a slide on fire

no joke no expression


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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
The other day we used a Molotov cocktail to start a slide on fire

no joke no expression



Exactly what I mean! Do girls do this? No. They just get overly sensitive and somewhat terrifying for 5-7 days.

Guys put poodles in microwaves. confused


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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Exactly what I mean! Do girls do this? No. They just get overly sensitive and somewhat terrifying for 5-7 days.

Guys put poodles in microwaves. confused
Listen, the dog was cold. What did you expect me to do!


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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Listen, the dog was cold. What did you expect me to do!


I understand it man....it's more like a compulsion.

It's like driving by and accident that has carcasses strewn...or seeing a really fat chick showering....you don't want to look, but you have to.

Same with the microwaved poodles and firecracker in the ass of frogs deal.


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I think like.. once u get married.. guys have sympthy pms laughing out loud

My mom says it all the time laughing out loud


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Originally posted by Bun Bun
I think like.. once u get married.. guys have sympthy pms laughing out loud

My mom says it all the time laughing out loud


That could be true....or else we just also want a reason to be able to bit'ch. wink


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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That could be true....or else we just also want a reason to be able to bit'ch. wink


True

Oh man i feel bad for my brother and dad. Having t deal with 3 wonmen! who all get theres around the same time...



I stabbed my brother with a pen b4 no expression


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Originally posted by Bun Bun
True

Oh man i feel bad for my brother and dad. Having t deal with 3 wonmen! who all get theres around the same time...



I stabbed my brother with a pen b4 no expression



Oh shit, tell me about it...I remember those days well. It's like being surrounded by demons.

no offence...

Wow. What did he do? Walk into the room?


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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh shit, tell me about it...I remember those days well. It's like being surrounded by demons.

no offence...

Wow. What did he do? Walk into the room?


laughing out loud None taken

Nah he was jsut really pissing me off and i had a pen in my hand... afterword i felt bad cuz it was kinda bad.. bleedin.. but he is okay..... for now evil face


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Oh shit, tell me about it...I remember those days well. It's like being surrounded by demons.

no offence...

Wow. What did he do? Walk into the room?

I think he took one breathe too much over the allowed maximum a day.
Happened to me a couple of times before to.


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I think he took one breathe too much over the allowed maximum a day.
Happened to me a couple of times before to.


WHO SAID YOU COULD BREATH AT ALL??? mad


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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
People get confused when I use the proper word for multiple moose... roll eyes (sarcastic)
people are stupid anyways.

unfortunately....Im addicted to them. I need a support group


but who would attend....people? sad


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laughing out loud None taken

Nah he was jsut really pissing me off and i had a pen in my hand... afterword i felt bad cuz it was kinda bad.. bleedin.. but he is okay..... for now evil face


Gawd.....see? Rational people, their first response is not to stab the person next to them with a somewhat blunt object. confused


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I think he took one breathe too much over the allowed maximum a day.
Happened to me a couple of times before to.


laughing out loud

Then that's HIS fault....he shoul KNOW the rules.


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Gawd.....see? Rational people, their first response is not to stab the person next to them with a somewhat blunt object. confused


Meh thats nothin compaired how i have to wake him up sometimes...

damn one day he had so many bite marks on him... damn he just didnt wanna wake up.. what was a girl suspoed to do.. i tryed water.. i tryed throwing him off his bed.. i tryed beatin the sh*t out of him.. and finally i bited him a few times and he got up.. blink


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Meh thats nothin compaired how i have to wake him up sometimes...

damn one day he had so many bite marks on him... damn he just didnt wanna wake up.. what was a girl suspoed to do.. i tryed water.. i tryed throwing him off his bed.. i tryed beatin the sh*t out of him.. and finally i bited him a few times and he got up.. blink



What the f**k? You scare me.


You really do.


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Originally posted by Bun Bun
Meh thats nothin compaired how i have to wake him up sometimes...

damn one day he had so many bite marks on him... damn he just didnt wanna wake up.. what was a girl suspoed to do.. i tryed water.. i tryed throwing him off his bed.. i tryed beatin the sh*t out of him.. and finally i bited him a few times and he got up.. blink

Jesus Christ. What the f**k?

I bet you blamed it on your sister to,which ended in you two ripping each others eyes out...


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