Moosey
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The Male hormonal cycle
Someone once told me that males have a regular hormonal cycle just like women. But unllike women, ours lasts roughly 72-78 days*.
Toward the end of which we may become ever-so-slightly difficult to deal with, and may be prone to "ridiculous stunts". Some may involve fire. Others may include the insertion of small pyrotechnic devices into the anuses of frogs, or stealing barbecues from non profit organizations**.
Has anyone ever seen any information on this medical phenomenon? I tried searching google/yahoo and found very little, but I hear this idea all the time -- is it a myth? an exaggeration? old...husband's tale? Do we get a kind of "male PMS"?
*note - may or may not apply to male meese
** Totally fictitious - I was never EVER convicted of this.
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May 25th, 2006 02:40 PM
Peach
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May 25th, 2006 02:45 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lana
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People get confused when I use the proper word for multiple moose...
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May 25th, 2006 02:47 PM
Ax3l
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Someone once told me that males have a regular hormonal cycle just like women. But unllike women, ours lasts roughly 72-78 days*.
Toward the end of which we may become ever-so-slightly difficult to deal with, and may be prone to "ridiculous stunts". Some may involve fire. Others may include the insertion of small pyrotechnic devices into the anuses of frogs, or stealing barbecues from non profit organizations**.
Has anyone ever seen any information on this medical phenomenon? I tried searching google/yahoo and found very little, but I hear this idea all the time -- is it a myth? an exaggeration? old...husband's tale? Do we get a kind of "male PMS"?
*note - may or may not apply to male meese
** Totally fictitious - I was never EVER convicted of this.
The other day we used a Molotov cocktail to start a slide on fire
no joke
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May 25th, 2006 02:50 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
The other day we used a Molotov cocktail to start a slide on fire
no joke
Exactly what I mean! Do girls do this? No. They just get overly sensitive and somewhat terrifying for 5-7 days.
Guys put poodles in microwaves.
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May 25th, 2006 02:52 PM
Ax3l
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Exactly what I mean! Do girls do this? No. They just get overly sensitive and somewhat terrifying for 5-7 days.
Guys put poodles in microwaves. Listen, the dog was cold. What did you expect me to do!
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May 25th, 2006 02:53 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Listen, the dog was cold. What did you expect me to do!
I understand it man....it's more like a compulsion.
It's like driving by and accident that has carcasses strewn...or seeing a really fat chick showering....you don't want to look, but you have to.
Same with the microwaved poodles and firecracker in the ass of frogs deal.
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May 25th, 2006 03:04 PM
~Bun Bun~
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I think like.. once u get married.. guys have sympthy pms
My mom says it all the time
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May 25th, 2006 03:08 PM
~Bun Bun~
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That could be true....or else we just also want a reason to be able to bit'ch.
True
Oh man i feel bad for my brother and dad. Having t deal with 3 wonmen! who all get theres around the same time...
I stabbed my brother with a pen b4
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May 25th, 2006 03:19 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bun Bun
True
Oh man i feel bad for my brother and dad. Having t deal with 3 wonmen! who all get theres around the same time...
I stabbed my brother with a pen b4
Oh shit, tell me about it...I remember those days well. It's like being surrounded by demons.
no offence...
Wow. What did he do? Walk into the room?
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May 25th, 2006 03:41 PM
~Bun Bun~
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh shit, tell me about it...I remember those days well. It's like being surrounded by demons.
no offence...
Wow. What did he do? Walk into the room?
None taken
Nah he was jsut really pissing me off and i had a pen in my hand... afterword i felt bad cuz it was kinda bad.. bleedin.. but he is okay..... for now
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May 25th, 2006 03:43 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh shit, tell me about it...I remember those days well. It's like being surrounded by demons.
no offence...
Wow. What did he do? Walk into the room?
I think he took one breathe too much over the allowed maximum a day.
Happened to me a couple of times before to.
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May 25th, 2006 03:43 PM
~Bun Bun~
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
I think he took one breathe too much over the allowed maximum a day.
Happened to me a couple of times before to.
WHO SAID YOU COULD BREATH AT ALL???
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May 25th, 2006 03:45 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
I think he took one breathe too much over the allowed maximum a day.
Happened to me a couple of times before to.
Then that's HIS fault....he shoul KNOW the rules.
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May 25th, 2006 03:48 PM
~Bun Bun~
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Gawd.....see? Rational people, their first response is not to stab the person next to them with a somewhat blunt object.
Meh thats nothin compaired how i have to wake him up sometimes...
damn one day he had so many bite marks on him... damn he just didnt wanna wake up.. what was a girl suspoed to do.. i tryed water.. i tryed throwing him off his bed.. i tryed beatin the sh*t out of him.. and finally i bited him a few times and he got up..
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May 25th, 2006 03:51 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bun Bun
Meh thats nothin compaired how i have to wake him up sometimes...
damn one day he had so many bite marks on him... damn he just didnt wanna wake up.. what was a girl suspoed to do.. i tryed water.. i tryed throwing him off his bed.. i tryed beatin the sh*t out of him.. and finally i bited him a few times and he got up..
You scare me.
You really do.
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May 25th, 2006 03:54 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bun Bun
Meh thats nothin compaired how i have to wake him up sometimes...
damn one day he had so many bite marks on him... damn he just didnt wanna wake up.. what was a girl suspoed to do.. i tryed water.. i tryed throwing him off his bed.. i tryed beatin the sh*t out of him.. and finally i bited him a few times and he got up..
Jesus Christ.
I bet you blamed it on your sister to,which ended in you two ripping each others eyes out...
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