Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Joke Tester.
Here's where you can make up jokes and test them out! I just made this one up, let me know what you think before I actually use it in RL.
Your mom is so old, even the hair on her poo is grey!
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Jun 21st, 2006 10:18 AM
Ms Chelle
ubuntu
Gender: Female Location: RM118
Im so easily amused right now.
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made by Scribble
Jun 21st, 2006 10:23 AM
franceasca
member
Gender: Female Location: India
did u just call it a joke?????????
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Jun 21st, 2006 10:26 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by franceasca
did u just call it a joke?????????
Well, that's why I'm testing it here. Sorry, I didn't know you have poo with grey hairs.
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Jun 21st, 2006 10:38 AM
Bloigen
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Re: Joke Tester.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Your mom is so old, even the hair on her poo is grey!
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Jun 21st, 2006 03:39 PM
Cherrywild
Make me want it.
Gender: Female Location: Gainesville, FL
Ok!
- im gonna get attacked for this-
How come god made men?
Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Jun 21st, 2006 03:43 PM
Bloigen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Technicolor
vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Yes they can.
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Jun 21st, 2006 03:57 PM
Cherrywild
Make me want it.
Gender: Female Location: Gainesville, FL
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bloigen
Yes they can.
Your an exception.
Jun 21st, 2006 03:57 PM
A.D. Skinner
Assistant Director
Gender: Male Location: F.B.I. Headquarters
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Technicolor
Ok!
- im gonna get attacked for this-
How come god made men?
Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Why are there clocks on stoves?
So women will know when to serve dinner.
Sorry, but for the male population I had to retaliate.
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Jun 21st, 2006 03:58 PM
Cherrywild
Make me want it.
Gender: Female Location: Gainesville, FL
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
It's on
Jun 21st, 2006 04:01 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Here's one . . .
Q = How do you make a woman orgasm?
A = Who cares?
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Jun 21st, 2006 04:05 PM
Bloigen
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Woman: So, I went to the shops today and I saw...
Man: COOK MY ****ING DINNER *****!
Woman: Yes sire. I'll also give you 15 blowjobs, and I'll let you have sex with other women.
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Jun 21st, 2006 04:05 PM
Cherrywild
Make me want it.
Gender: Female Location: Gainesville, FL
Q: What do men and mascara have in common?
A: They both run at the first sign of any emotion.
Jun 21st, 2006 04:06 PM
Bloigen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Technicolor
Q: What do men and mascara have in common?
A: They both run at the first sign of any emotion.
Mascara doesn't run from anger.
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Jun 21st, 2006 04:07 PM
Cherrywild
Make me want it.
Gender: Female Location: Gainesville, FL
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bloigen
Mascara doesn't run from anger. yes it does
Jun 21st, 2006 04:08 PM
Bloigen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Technicolor
yes it does
Prove it.
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Jun 21st, 2006 04:14 PM
Dregh
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What is the main difference between a black man and a white man?
The white man goes to the brothel looking for pleasure, while the black goes to the brother looking for his sister.
Jun 21st, 2006 04:16 PM
Bloigen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dregh
What is the main difference between a black man and a white man?
The white man goes to the brothel looking for pleasure, while the black goes to the brother looking for his sister.
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Jun 21st, 2006 04:20 PM
Cherrywild
Make me want it.
Gender: Female Location: Gainesville, FL
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Jun 21st, 2006 04:20 PM
Bloigen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Technicolor
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Jun 21st, 2006 04:21 PM
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