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Tired-Hiker
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Joke Tester.

Here's where you can make up jokes and test them out! I just made this one up, let me know what you think before I actually use it in RL.


Your mom is so old, even the hair on her poo is grey! eek!


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Ms Chelle
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blink


Im so easily amused right now.


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did u just call it a joke?????????


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by franceasca
did u just call it a joke?????????


Well, that's why I'm testing it here. Sorry, I didn't know you have poo with grey hairs. confused


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Re: Joke Tester.

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Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Your mom is so old, even the hair on her poo is grey! eek!


no


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Cherrywild
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Ok!

- im gonna get attacked for this-

How come god made men?

Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Technicolor
vibrators can't mow the lawn.


Yes they can. no expression


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Cherrywild
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Originally posted by Bloigen
Yes they can. no expression


Your an exception.

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Originally posted by Technicolor
Ok!

- im gonna get attacked for this-

How come god made men?

Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.


Why are there clocks on stoves?


So women will know when to serve dinner.



Sorry, but for the male population I had to retaliate.


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Cherrywild
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Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.



It's on stick out tongue

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Tired-Hiker
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Here's one . . .

Q = How do you make a woman orgasm?

A = Who cares? eek!


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Woman: So, I went to the shops today and I saw...
Man: COOK MY ****ING DINNER *****!
Woman: Yes sire. I'll also give you 15 blowjobs, and I'll let you have sex with other women.
















no expression


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Cherrywild
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Q: What do men and mascara have in common?
A: They both run at the first sign of any emotion.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Technicolor
Q: What do men and mascara have in common?
A: They both run at the first sign of any emotion.


Mascara doesn't run from anger. no expression


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Cherrywild
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Originally posted by Bloigen
Mascara doesn't run from anger. no expression
yes it does

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Technicolor
yes it does


Prove it. no expression


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What is the main difference between a black man and a white man?

The white man goes to the brothel looking for pleasure, while the black goes to the brother looking for his sister.

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quote: (post)
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What is the main difference between a black man and a white man?

The white man goes to the brothel looking for pleasure, while the black goes to the brother looking for his sister.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Technicolor



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