A guy sees a sign in front of a house in Luton: "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting
there. "You talk?" he asks. "Sure do." the dog replies. "So, what's
your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking
pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the MI5
about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies eight years running."
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger and I wanted to settle down.
So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security
work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I
uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of
medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants or the dog.
The owner says, "Ten quid."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"'Cos he's a f****ng liar. He's never done any of that stuff"
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ok but they might not have a tail ..... the mommy to be is called bobby cuz she was born without a tail herself.... bob tail... bobby yes we are clever.
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Jun 23rd, 2006 07:29 PM
but it's with my other family 
She smiles when you say smile too 
yes we are clever. 
