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Selphie
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Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?

Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!

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Jul 7th, 2006 05:43 AM

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Originally posted by SelphieT
Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!

uh no offense but

white ppl no expression

Jul 7th, 2006 05:46 AM

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Scythe
The Goat

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Location: In Her Kitty Arms

Holy JC Chavez! I didn't think you'de bite!

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Jul 7th, 2006 05:47 AM

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Selphie
you teasing like you do

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Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

......myes, myes indeed!

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Jul 7th, 2006 05:50 AM

Scythe
The Goat

Gender: Unspecified
Location: In Her Kitty Arms

Let's go huntin', I get dibs on first shot. We'll hunt elusive helium filled balloons that children have unwittingly let go due to something else better stealing their attention!

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap!!

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Jul 7th, 2006 05:53 AM

Selphie
you teasing like you do

Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

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Originally posted by Scythe
Let's go huntin', I get dibs on first shot. We'll hunt elusive helium filled balloons that children have unwittingly let go due to something else better stealing their attention!

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap!!

okay, thank goodness you added me and not Dick Cheneys last hunting partner, whew!

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Jul 7th, 2006 05:53 AM

Scythe
The Goat

Gender: Unspecified
Location: In Her Kitty Arms

No, I learned my lesson...

However for some odd reason I have giant rats pursuing me. It's wierd! It's as if they think I'm cheese! A giant slice of swiss cheese in a wheelchair! I'm starting to get scared.

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Jul 7th, 2006 05:57 AM

Selphie
you teasing like you do

Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

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No, I learned my lesson...

However for some odd reason I have giant rats pursuing me. It's wierd! It's as if they think I'm cheese! A giant slice of swiss cheese in a wheelchair! I'm starting to get scared.

you should um, get some giant snakes to eat the giant rats

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Jul 7th, 2006 05:58 AM

Scythe
The Goat

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Location: In Her Kitty Arms

I thought about that, but then I fear the snakes will make a home in the non-surgical holes I have covering my body thanks to that bald d00d. And to charge them rent, no one accepts snake cash...

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Jul 7th, 2006 06:03 AM

Selphie
you teasing like you do

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I thought about that, but then I fear the snakes will make a home in the non-surgical holes I have covering my body thanks to that bald d00d. And to charge them rent, no one accepts snake cash...

non surgical holes...........I won't ask big grin

well.........we could get some giant mongooses for them giant snakes wink

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Jul 7th, 2006 06:04 AM

Scythe
The Goat

Gender: Unspecified
Location: In Her Kitty Arms

Well I doubt penis...er, I mean, Dick is a surgeon. He made swiss cheese out of me! And he didn't buy me a drink after filling my up with holes. (Wonder how many women have said that...?)

As for the mongeese....? Is that right? Mongeese? The hell am I sellin'?TM Yeah, anyways, the "mongeese" would be huge right? They'de eat me. Then poop me out, and burn their Scythe-poo...

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Jul 7th, 2006 06:12 AM

Selphie
you teasing like you do

Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

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Well I doubt penis...er, I mean, Dick is a surgeon. He made swiss cheese out of me! And he didn't buy me a drink after filling my up with holes. (Wonder how many women have said that...?)

As for the mongeese....? Is that right? Mongeese? The hell am I sellin'?TM Yeah, anyways, the "mongeese" would be huge right? They'de eat me. Then poop me out, and burn their Scythe-poo...

well........some.......happy women? laughing out loud

I don't know!

scythe poo eh? hmmmmmm, what eats mongeese? ......thats a tough question.........damn.

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Jul 7th, 2006 06:14 AM

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Go Ahead...take Ca$h from 2007!!!

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Jul 7th, 2006 07:40 AM

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Re: The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?

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Originally posted by SelphieT
Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!

That's hot... I can actually feel my brain oozing out of my ears. Give me more