Selphie
scream at me
Gender: Female Location: Hoppers aka Vermont
The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?
Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!
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Jul 7th, 2006 05:43 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SelphieT
Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!
uh no offense but
white ppl
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Jul 7th, 2006 05:46 AM
Scythe
Spider-Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: Doing Whatever A Goat Can Do
Holy JC Chavez! I didn't think you'de bite!
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Jul 7th, 2006 05:47 AM
Selphie
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Gender: Female Location: Hoppers aka Vermont
......myes, myes indeed!
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Jul 7th, 2006 05:50 AM
Scythe
Spider-Goat
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Let's go huntin', I get dibs on first shot. We'll hunt elusive helium filled balloons that children have unwittingly let go due to something else better stealing their attention!
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap!!
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Jul 7th, 2006 05:53 AM
Selphie
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Gender: Female Location: Hoppers aka Vermont
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
Let's go huntin', I get dibs on first shot. We'll hunt elusive helium filled balloons that children have unwittingly let go due to something else better stealing their attention!
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap!!
okay, thank goodness you added me and not Dick Cheneys last hunting partner, whew!
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Jul 7th, 2006 05:53 AM
Scythe
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No, I learned my lesson...
However for some odd reason I have giant rats pursuing me. It's wierd! It's as if they think I'm cheese! A giant slice of swiss cheese in a wheelchair! I'm starting to get scared.
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Jul 7th, 2006 05:57 AM
Selphie
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Gender: Female Location: Hoppers aka Vermont
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
No, I learned my lesson...
However for some odd reason I have giant rats pursuing me. It's wierd! It's as if they think I'm cheese! A giant slice of swiss cheese in a wheelchair! I'm starting to get scared.
you should um, get some giant snakes to eat the giant rats
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Jul 7th, 2006 05:58 AM
Scythe
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I thought about that, but then I fear the snakes will make a home in the non-surgical holes I have covering my body thanks to that bald d00d. And to charge them rent, no one accepts snake cash...
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Jul 7th, 2006 06:03 AM
Selphie
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Gender: Female Location: Hoppers aka Vermont
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
I thought about that, but then I fear the snakes will make a home in the non-surgical holes I have covering my body thanks to that bald d00d. And to charge them rent, no one accepts snake cash...
non surgical holes...........I won't ask
well.........we could get some giant mongooses for them giant snakes
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Jul 7th, 2006 06:04 AM
Scythe
Spider-Goat
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Well I doubt penis...er, I mean, Dick is a surgeon. He made swiss cheese out of me! And he didn't buy me a drink after filling my up with holes. (Wonder how many women have said that...?)
As for the mongeese....? Is that right? Mongeese? The hell am I sellin'?TM Yeah, anyways, the "mongeese" would be huge right? They'de eat me. Then poop me out, and burn their Scythe-poo...
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Jul 7th, 2006 06:12 AM
Selphie
scream at me
Gender: Female Location: Hoppers aka Vermont
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
Well I doubt penis...er, I mean, Dick is a surgeon. He made swiss cheese out of me! And he didn't buy me a drink after filling my up with holes. (Wonder how many women have said that...?)
As for the mongeese....? Is that right? Mongeese? The hell am I sellin'?TM Yeah, anyways, the "mongeese" would be huge right? They'de eat me. Then poop me out, and burn their Scythe-poo...
well........some.......happy women? I don't know!
scythe poo eh? hmmmmmm, what eats mongeese? ......thats a tough question.........damn.
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Jul 7th, 2006 06:14 AM
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Go Ahead...take Ca$h from 2007!!!
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Jul 7th, 2006 07:35 AM
SpadeKing
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Jul 7th, 2006 07:40 AM
Syren
nee Krupnik
Gender: Female Location: ... just drawn that way
Re: The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by SelphieT
Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!
That's hot... I can actually feel my brain oozing out of my ears. Give me more
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Get out of here, get me some money too...
Jul 7th, 2006 07:41 PM
Scythe
Spider-Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: Doing Whatever A Goat Can Do
Selphie....
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Jul 7th, 2006 11:47 PM
Selphie
scream at me
Gender: Female Location: Hoppers aka Vermont
Scythe......
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Jul 7th, 2006 11:51 PM
Scythe
Spider-Goat
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Look! At thee awesome power of my kitteh! His name is Gato!!
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Jul 8th, 2006 12:00 AM
Selphie
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Gender: Female Location: Hoppers aka Vermont
el gato.......es muy..............PICANTE!!!!!!!!
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Jul 8th, 2006 12:01 AM
Selphie
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Esta es mi gato Hector. Hector es muy guapo y gordo.
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