Xavius
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 Gender: Male
Location: Doctor's Office Account Restricted |
.:: Chapter 1: A loss of Megavitamins ::.
Dr. Mario enters his office with a large smile on his face. He puts his paperboard down and peers at his new patient, whom happens to be an injured Toad . . .
Dr. Mario: Hiya, you look injured. What is the problem?
Toad: My penis is far too small!
Dr. Mario: Excuse me?
Toad: My Penis! Too small, Doctor!
Dr. Mario: Er . . . Hehe . . Em . . . Gimme a sec. Let me call in Dr. Xavius.
Dr. Mario exits the room and runs up to Xavius' office at full speed. Xavius is sitting in his desk eating Oreos and listening to Pearl Jam . . .
Dr. Mario: Xavius! Problem!
Xavius: Ugh . . . What?!
Dr. Mario: A Toad is having erection difficulties.
Xavius: This is the third time this week, Mario! You know what needs to be done!
Dr. Mario: I do?
Xavius: Yes! Whip out your Megavitamins and give him one.
Dr. Mario: Ah, that's right! Thanks for the reminder!
Mario reaches in his pocket, only to find lint and a piece of folded paper . . .
Dr. Mario: Heh . . . Xavius?
Xavius: Yup?
Dr. Mario: Small problem . . .
Xavius: You lost them again, didn't you?
Dr. Mario: Maybe . . .
Xavius: Jesus, Mario. Go find them!
Dr. Mario: Okay.
Dr. Mario frantically runs around asking everyone where the Megavitamins could be. No one has a clue and Mario is quite confused. He bolts back into the Room where Toad is . . .
Dr. Mario: I can't cure the impotence.
Toad: F*ck the what?
Dr. Mario: It's pretty much uncurable.
Toad: You're lying to me.
Dr. Mario: What are you talking about?
Toad: In all the Mario games, I was the guy who sat around giving you advice. I knew it all, dude. So listen up. That little folded piece of paper in your pocket? It has the location of the Megavitamins written on it.
Dr. Mario: Jesus jumping toadstools, you've gotta be kidding.
Toad: Nope.
Dr. Mario reaches in his pocket and pulls out the lint-ridden piece of paper. He unfolds it to read "Haha, b*tch. I have your Megavitamins." signed in Bowsers crappy handwriting.
Dr. Mario: Aye shit.
Dr. Mario: Wait here, I gotta-
Toad: Kick the crap out of Bowser and get your MEgavitamins back?
Dr. Mario: Yeah, pretty much.
TO BE CONTINUED
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Jul 12th, 2006 04:01 AM
got a lil captian in ya? 
