Gender: Male Location: US
Currently: Eating chicken?
Random Story of faith and prostitutes.
So I had a late night a couple of saturdays ago, and I knew I souldn't have been up late because I had to wake up for church the next morning, but I did anyways. I was on KMC for a freaking hour, then a jerked off, then I played NFL Head Coach! I won the Superbowl, again, but then I got anally raped, and was forced to retire. I got pissed, and jerked it again.
So The next morning, after about 7 minutes of sleep, I had to go to church. When I got there, I had to mich communial wine, and started yelling at the Preist. Later on, he anally raped me. He enjoyed it, but it wasn't his best rape.
So later on, I went to the ball feild becuase there was some type of baseball tournement going on, and I was all like, " Dude, it's gags!" And I was kinda pissed because Gags is a total ****ing *****. She's alright looking though, but I still didn't talk to her because I was eating a hot dog and a hamburger, and My ass still kinda hurt.
So anyways, DeHaven won the baseball game, which I wasn't too happy about, because that means I'd have to see Gags again, but I ate another burger. Then I saw this other girl. She was wearing a leather Jacket, a panther skirt and fishnets. She said it cost 47 dollars for the full package. SO I gave her my money and she showed me her Penis. I was all like "What the fudge, you're a fudge packer" and she was all Like "Aren;t you Vinny" and I was all like "Chicken"
So she walked away, muttereing something about anal rape.
So I went home, and realized that I burned down my house by accident. It was probasblly when I was doing my Kai Lien impression, and forgot to put out my cig. I then jerked it on the smoldering pile of ash once known as my house.
Then Willy Wanka came up to me and said, "If you touch my Penis, I'll get your house rebuilt, and your posessions back" and I was all like" No" but then I grabbed some guy named Vinny, and Vinny did it.
The Galdalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black night. Benito Mousilini, and the The Blue Meanie, James Woods, God, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, terminator, Captian Kirk and Darth Vader. Lo Pan super man every singel power ranger. Bill S. Preston and theodor Logan, Spork, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lighting fast, and built my house, got my posessions and tried to kick my ass, but suddenly I transformed into Chuck Norris.
I then proceeded to Roundhouse kick every singe person there, and kieeled them all. Suddenly, there was a ring on ym cell phoe, and I picked it up, It was the angel of Death, and he said "wasup" I said "what is it this time," and he said, "Well, I was gonna get some guys together and play murder the Pop-star? Wanna Come?" and I was all like, "Sure
So me as Chuck Norris, the Angel of Death, and Reverand Maynard all wen to Kelly Clarksons house, and murdered her. We then ate her. It was quite the mixed up day.
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Jul 13th, 2006 02:58 AM
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