Gender: Male Location: US
Currently: Eating chicken?
Whatever happened..
to the art of the away message?
Here's some good AIM ones:
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but %n abuses the privilege.
I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me thinking that I'm going to respond and the funny thing is that I'm sitting in front of the computer staring at the screen rolling on the floor laughing watching you IM me.
If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
I fell out of my chair. This might take a while.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
I'm not here right now, if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone.
Like a fat girl in a dodgeball game.... I'm out!
I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality: -If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly. -If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2". -If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5". -If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call. -If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press. -If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
I'm somewhere over the rainbow.
Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a fun life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages every day to see what they're up to (borderline stalking). So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mouse Pad, and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change.(echo: Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker!)