What? As in Aisle, Bonzai, Samurai, Shanghai, Alcaide and aikido?
Ai is sometimes pronounced I. Because if you notice, an I sound is just an a and an E sound after it. And don't think I never makes an E sound because it does.
Like neiber and televizhun?
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Why can' t a dish break a hammer?
Why, oh why, oh why?!
'Cause a hammer' s a hard head.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
Why, oh why, oh why oh, why?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Because because because because
Goodbye goodbye goodbye
Why can' t a bird eat an elephant?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause an elephant' s got a pretty hard skin.
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Why can' t a mouse eat a streetcar?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause a mouse' s stomach could never get big enough to hold a streetcar.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
Why does a horn make music?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Because the horn blower blows it.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye
Why does a cow drink water?
Tell me why n why?
Because the cow gets thirsty just like you or me or anybody else.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
Why don' t you answer my questions?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause I don' t know the answers.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
What make the landlord take money?
Why, oh why, oh why?
I don' t know that one myself.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
Why' s there no pennies for ice cream?
Why, oh why, oh why?
You put all the pennies in the telephone.
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Why can' t a rabbit chase an eagle?
Tell me why, oh why?
'Cause the last rabbit that took out and chased after an eagle didn' t come out so good and that' s why rabbits don' t chase after eagles that' s all I know about rabbits and eagles.
Because because because.
Why ain' t my grandpa my grandma?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Same reason your dad' s not your mommy.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
Why couldn' t the wind blow backwards?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause it might backfire and hurt somebody and if it hurt somebody it' d keep on hurting them.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
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