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SnakeEyes
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Children's books that didn't make it.

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly.

12. That's It; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop Goes The Hamster & Other Microwave Games

22. The Man in th e Moon Is Actually Satan

23. Your Nightmares Are Real

24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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never heard of those

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oh my GOD

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29. You're A Naughty Child, and Thats Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You

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Re: Children's books that didn't make it.

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3. Dad's New Wife Robert

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

19. You Were an Accident

21. Pop Goes The Hamster & Other Microwave Games

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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29. You're A Naughty Child, and Thats Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You

Hahahahah, that's Family Guy, right? Too good...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wtf

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Hahahahah, that's Family Guy, right? Too good...

yes indeed

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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wtf

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Re: Children's books that didn't make it.

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3. Dad's New Wife Robert

there's actually a book called "The two kings", and its about these gay kings getting married, and it shows drawings of them kissing, its a childrens book, but people had it removed from the library, i never read it, but it was on the news stick out tongue

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i said book discussion forum and people are laughing wtf im confused

*hides*

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Bill: You know, I consider myself an open-minded person. But speaking of homosexuality, something has come to my attention that has shocked even me, Have you heard about these new grade school books for children they�re trying to add to the curriculum, to help children understand the gay lifestyle. One's called Heather's Two Mommies and the other is called Daddy's New Roommate.

Folks, I gotta draw the line here and say this is absolutely disgusting. It is grotesque, and it is pure evil.

I'm talking, of course, about Daddy's New Roommate. Heather's Two Mommies is quite fetching. You know they're hugging on page seven.

Ooh! Go Mommies, go! Ooh! They kiss in chapter four!

Me and my nephew wrestle over that book every night ...

Bill: (as nephew) Uncle Bill, I've gotta do my homework.

Bill: Shut up and do your math! I'm proof-reading this for you ...

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Last edited by Bardock42 on Aug 24th, 2006 at 08:20 PM

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