Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
There was a cat that had a show
which involved pretty little mice
and quite a lot of watery rice
which had to change and split and mix
quite a few times, maybe 5, maybe six
and once the show was at an end
the little mouse had lost a hand
A tragic story without a doubt
And I have no rhyme so i finish with "loud"
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.....There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They were standing in front of a firing line.
"Any last words?" They asked the Englishman.
"FLOOD!!" He shouted and in all the panic he escaped. Next they asked the Scotsman the same question.
"AVALANCHE!!" He yelled and also escaped. Finally it was the Irishmans turn. Following the example of the other two men he screamed "FIRE!!"......