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Ax3l
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Someone gouge out my eyes, please.

I was looking through my cousins pictures on his phone, and as i was going though, i happend to find a naked picture of him and his girlfriend. So now, i'm going to have to kill myself to get the picture out of my head. I'm never going to be able to have sex again, because thats the only image i'll see when i close my eyes.

Word of warning, dont look through other peoples pictures on their phone or camera or anything, it could ruin your sex drive. sad


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....was it THAT bad?


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Imagine, your MALE cousin naked....


Now imagine that with another (not so attractive) girl.


Now try to eat food.


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Good. That means more vagina for the rest of us.


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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Imagine, your MALE cousin naked....


Now imagine that with another (not so attractive) girl.


Now try to eat food.


eh, my 12 year old cousin lost his virginity before me. Oh well. He told me all the details and I could still eat........I dunno, I guess if the pictures showed positions and such then I'd probably want to puke or something.


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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was looking through my cousins pictures on his phone, and as i was going though, i happend to find a naked picture of him and his girlfriend. So now, i'm going to have to kill myself to get the picture out of my head. I'm never going to be able to have sex again, because thats the only image i'll see when i close my eyes.

Word of warning, dont look through other peoples pictures on their phone or camera or anything, it could ruin your sex drive. sad
OMG I'm so sorry that you had to see that. sad That is so horrible. erm

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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Imagine, your MALE cousin naked....


Now imagine that with another (not so attractive) girl.


Now try to eat food.
*does exactly that*

I have no problem with it. Must be a redneck thing.


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eh, my 12 year old cousin lost his virginity before me. Oh well. He told me all the details and I could still eat........I dunno, I guess if the pictures showed positions and such then I'd probably want to puke or something.
Yeah. I can listen to my cousin talk about sex, and i can talk about sex with him. But...but....seeing........no.....no.........no


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Yeah. I can listen to my cousin talk about sex, and i can talk about sex with him. But...but....seeing........no.....no.........no


Did you see penis? vagina?


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........i dont want to talk about it.


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eh, my 12 year old cousin lost his virginity before me. Oh well. He told me all the details and I could still eat........I dunno, I guess if the pictures showed positions and such then I'd probably want to puke or something.
Small world!


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Small world!


yeah, we have too much in common.


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........i dont want to talk about it.


poor babeh *strokes DaRev's hair*


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yeah, we have too much in common.
That's not what I meant. laughing out loud


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That's not what I meant. laughing out loud


I don't get it sad


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poor babeh *strokes DaRev's hair*


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Re: Someone gouge out my eyes, please.

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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was looking through my cousins pictures on his phone, and as i was going though, i happend to find a naked picture of him and his girlfriend. So now, i'm going to have to kill myself to get the picture out of my head. I'm never going to be able to have sex again, because thats the only image i'll see when i close my eyes.

Word of warning, dont look through other peoples pictures on their phone or camera or anything, it could ruin your sex drive. sad


That's too (hahahahahahahahaha) bad.


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eh, my 12 year old cousin lost his virginity before me. Oh well. He told me all the details and I could still eat........I dunno, I guess if the pictures showed positions and such then I'd probably want to puke or something.
Eh, I wouldn't want to know any details or anything. no

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I don't get it sad
I'm implying I'm the one who had sex with your 12 year old cousin. Hence the "small world" part.


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I know how it feels.
I was at this fast food place once,and there was this fat couple (she had more facial hair than he) practically fvcking each other at the table in front of me.While I was eating.


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