Strangelove
What's coming
Gender: Male Location: Terrell County
Ask Strangelove
Ask me anything. Go ahead. I dare you. I will answer.
I make no guarantees on the accuracy of the answers.
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Last edited by Strangelove on Oct 16th, 2006 at 07:25 AM
Oct 16th, 2006 07:11 AM
silver_tears
THOMAS .mmm.
Gender: Female Location: Gillette Stadium
What's your favourite season?
What's the farthest that pi's ever been defined to?
What temperature's too cold? Too hot?
Why can't penguins fly?
How many hours are in a year?
How much do you love me?
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.my biggest fear is to end up being a one-hit wonder.
[tom "I'd do unholy things to him." brady]
Oct 16th, 2006 07:13 AM
Strangelove
What's coming
Gender: Male Location: Terrell County
quote: (post ) Originally posted by silver_tears
What's your favourite season?
Fall
quote: What's the farthest that pi's ever been defined to?
1 beeelion digits
quote: What temperature's too cold? Too hot?
85°F or higher is too hot. 0°F or lower is too cold
quote: Why can't penguins fly?
They haven't accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as their personal savior
quote: How many hours are in a year?
8,760
quote: How much do you love me?
such a thing can't be measured on any meter known to man
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Oct 16th, 2006 07:20 AM
Outbound
A bit of pav? .hae
Gender: Male Location: The Utah of Australia ~haermm~
I measured it
With my penis
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A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you.
I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?
Oct 16th, 2006 07:22 AM
Strangelove
What's coming
Gender: Male Location: Terrell County
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mit
I measured it
With my penis I do not only love Irene 4 inches worth!
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Oct 16th, 2006 07:23 AM
Outbound
A bit of pav? .hae
Gender: Male Location: The Utah of Australia ~haermm~
Neither do I
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A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you.
I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?
Oct 16th, 2006 07:23 AM
Impediment
Ace of Knaves
Gender: Male Location: The Punchline.
Why do they swab your arm with alcohol when administering a lethal injection?
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I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you.....stranger.
Oct 16th, 2006 07:34 AM
Strangelove
What's coming
Gender: Male Location: Terrell County
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
Why do they swab your arm with alcohol when administering a lethal injection?
Because hypocrisy is a precious virture in these here United States
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Oct 16th, 2006 07:46 AM
Impediment
Ace of Knaves
Gender: Male Location: The Punchline.
The Female Orgasm: Fact or Fiction?
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I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you.....stranger.
Oct 16th, 2006 08:13 AM
Bardock42
Trenchcoat Brigade
Gender: Male Location: Anarchy
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
The Female Orgasm: Fact or Fiction?
Yes
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Much thanks to DigiMark007
Oct 16th, 2006 10:01 AM
bogen
Enough QQ more pew pew
Gender: Male Location: purgatory
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
The Female Orgasm: Fact or Fiction?
fact
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Oct 16th, 2006 10:04 AM
Da Pittman
"Pitt Happens"
Gender: Male Location: On a Pipsqueak Star
How do you get a DNA sample out of a dress?
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Oct 16th, 2006 12:48 PM
Röland
Psycho
Gender: Male Location:
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
Why does X stand for a kiss?
Why does O stand for a hug?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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Last edited by Röland on Oct 16th, 2006 at 02:31 PM
Oct 16th, 2006 02:20 PM
Da Pittman
"Pitt Happens"
Gender: Male Location: On a Pipsqueak Star
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
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Oct 16th, 2006 02:23 PM
Strangelove
What's coming
Gender: Male Location: Terrell County
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
The Female Orgasm: Fact or Fiction?
The female orgasm rests in a place between fact and fiction that I like to call, the Twilight Zone
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Oct 16th, 2006 03:35 PM
Strangelove
What's coming
Gender: Male Location: Terrell County
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
They die
quote: Why does X stand for a kiss?
when you purse your lips to kiss someone, it kinds looks like an X
quote: Why does O stand for a hug?
Because an O is a circle, much like a hug
quote: Why is the alphabet in that order?
it was decided on after weeks of committee by delegates from each letter back in 32 B.C.E. Needless to say, the Q delegacy was not pleased.
quote: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Because the pencil business is a social hierarchy, and the big pencil bosses don't like #2's attitude.
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Oct 16th, 2006 03:39 PM
Da Pittman
"Pitt Happens"
Gender: Male Location: On a Pipsqueak Star
If everyone jumped of a chair at once would an elephant fart?
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Oct 16th, 2006 04:13 PM
Röland
Psycho
Gender: Male Location:
I've got more Strangelove!
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
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Xbox 360 GamerTag: Substance xDx
Oct 16th, 2006 04:36 PM
Mywi
gamer
Gender: Female Location: playing Obscure
Re: Ask Strangelove
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
Ask me anything. Go ahead. I dare you. I will answer.
I make no guarantees on the accuracy of the answers.
Why do people find it ridiculous when other people trip & fall?
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Freeze. I´m Ma Baker. Put your hands in the air, give me all your money.
Oct 16th, 2006 04:51 PM
Mairuzu
Dark Shines
Gender: Male Location: This City is Now Mine
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mit
I measured it
With my penis
omg
i almost got caught laughing my ass off at work, that was funny as hell
what am i saying..... Hellslaughter (Hells laughter or hell slaughter?)
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Kill you? I don't wanna kill you...
You complete me!
Oct 16th, 2006 04:54 PM
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