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LatinoStallion
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My Personal Prayer...Please join me in praising:







Oh Lord Jesus,

It's been So LONG

It's been SO HARD

There are nights where I am cold....you give me Warmth

There are nights I am alone....you give me The time of Day

There are moments I feel Incomplete....You Fill my Void....you plug my hole.....With your Holy Spirit.

Your Love is gentle...warm...tender....

When I call you, you COME...You Wrap me in your Loving Arms. You Insert your Presence....Slide your way inside me.

You leave me Gifts which are Internal.

When you are inside me, I am filled with Joy and Bliss.

You take me to Heaven every night. For your presence is paradise...

When I drinketh your Wine, and Eateth your Bread I am filled with your Special Blessing.

Please...shed your light all over my face. ......I take you in my mouth.....at Church during the Eucharist.

Every Night, before Bed, I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES in Prayer.

I BEND OVER in sweet pain...both painful yet pleasurable at the same time, when I think of your Sacrafice.

When I think I am alone, I just remember that you are RIGHT BEHIND ME before I dream.


Oh Lord, I Surrender and Submit myself to your Word. I am but your SHEEP.

I will be on my knees any time you ask

I LAY myself for you.

I OPEN MYSELF TO YOU

I leave myself VULNERABLE and EXPOSED when you are near.

My HEART RACES, My BLOOD PUMPS in your presence.

My RELEASE IS PLENTY in your Love.

Please LORD ! PENETRATE YOUR LOVE INTO MY VOID ~ !


I will ALWAYS be FAITHFUL.


AMEN







Please....fellow Lovers of Christ...join me in Praise of his Beauty and Majesty.
Keep your prayers alive, and welcome Jesus Christ into your bed and hearts every night !

God Bless !


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Originally posted by Lord Urizen

You Fill my Void....you plug my hole.....With your Holy Spirit.

LU, you know I don't like to criticise people... but that's just sick.


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Originally posted by Sam Z
LU, you know I don't like to criticise people... but that's just sick.



How is it sick ?

I am proclaiming my LOVE FOR CHRIST!

YOU INFIDEL ! GO BACK AND WORSHIP YOUR FALSE GOD ALLAH while I enjoy my Heaven with the Lord


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 Re: Jesus Is Inside Me

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Originally posted by Lord Urizen



My Personal Prayer...Please join me in praising:







Oh Lord Jesus,

It's been So LONG

It's been SO HARD

There are nights where I am cold....you give me Warmth

There are nights I am alone....you give me The time of Day

There are moments I feel Incomplete....You Fill my Void....you plug my hole.....With your Holy Spirit.

Your Love is gentle...warm...tender....

When I call you, you COME...You Wrap me in your Loving Arms. You Insert your Presence....Slide your way inside me.

You leave me Gifts which are Internal.

When you are inside me, I am filled with Joy and Bliss.

You take me to Heaven every night. For your presence is paradise...

When I drinketh your Wine, and Eateth your Bread I am filled with your Special Blessing.

Please...shed your light all over my face. ......I take you in my mouth.....at Church during the Eucharist.

Every Night, before Bed, I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES in Prayer.

I BEND OVER in sweet pain...both painful yet pleasurable at the same time, when I think of your Sacrafice.

When I think I am alone, I just remember that you are RIGHT BEHIND ME before I dream.


Oh Lord, I Surrender and Submit myself to your Word. I am but your SHEEP.

I will be on my knees any time you ask

I LAY myself for you.

I OPEN MYSELF TO YOU

I leave myself VULNERABLE and EXPOSED when you are near.

My HEART RACES, My BLOOD PUMPS in your presence.

My RELEASE IS PLENTY in your Love.

Please LORD ! PENETRATE YOUR LOVE INTO MY VOID ~ !


I will ALWAYS be FAITHFUL.


AMEN







Please....fellow Lovers of Christ...join me in Praise of his Beauty and Majesty.
Keep your prayers alive, and welcome Jesus Christ into your bed and hearts every night !

God Bless !


This is a bit spiteish. sad


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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
How is it sick ?

I am proclaiming my LOVE FOR CHRIST!

YOU INFIDEL ! GO BACK AND WORSHIP YOUR FALSE GOD ALLAH while I enjoy my Heaven with the Lord


Um... ok, be my guest.
"FALSE" Don't get me started.miffed


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Um... ok, be my guest.
"FALSE" Don't get me started.miffed


Yes. Your God is false. Allah derives from the Arabic Moon God. He is just an illusion created by another illusion called Satan !

LIES ! ALLLL LIES !

Jesus Christ is HARD TRUTH !

LEARN TO OPEN YOUR HEART, EYES, and OTHER ORGANS TO THE LORD !


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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Yes. Your God is false. Allah derives from the Arabic Moon God. He is just an illusion created by another illusion called Satan !

LIES ! ALLLL LIES !

Jesus Christ is HARD TRUTH !

LEARN TO OPEN YOUR HEART, EYES, and OTHER ORGANS TO THE LORD !


laughing laughing laughing thumb up

JIA got your password?


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laughing laughing laughing thumb up

JIA got your password?


laughing

Nah....I recently converted. Jesus Christ came to me one night while I was in bed, and that changed everything.

Jesus showed me the way

He wanted me to open my Heart...my Eyes...and my Anus to him.

He said he needed to insert his Love.

NOW I AM A TRUE BELIEVER ! eek!


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Lord Urizen, You're an retard no


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Originally posted by Lord Urizen



My Personal Prayer...Please join me in praising:







Oh Lord Jesus,

It's been So LONG

It's been SO HARD

There are nights where I am cold....you give me Warmth

There are nights I am alone....you give me The time of Day

There are moments I feel Incomplete....You Fill my Void....you plug my hole.....With your Holy Spirit.

Your Love is gentle...warm...tender....

When I call you, you COME...You Wrap me in your Loving Arms. You Insert your Presence....Slide your way inside me.

You leave me Gifts which are Internal.

When you are inside me, I am filled with Joy and Bliss.

You take me to Heaven every night. For your presence is paradise...

When I drinketh your Wine, and Eateth your Bread I am filled with your Special Blessing.

Please...shed your light all over my face. ......I take you in my mouth.....at Church during the Eucharist.

Every Night, before Bed, I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES in Prayer.

I BEND OVER in sweet pain...both painful yet pleasurable at the same time, when I think of your Sacrafice.

When I think I am alone, I just remember that you are RIGHT BEHIND ME before I dream.


Oh Lord, I Surrender and Submit myself to your Word. I am but your SHEEP.

I will be on my knees any time you ask

I LAY myself for you.

I OPEN MYSELF TO YOU

I leave myself VULNERABLE and EXPOSED when you are near.

My HEART RACES, My BLOOD PUMPS in your presence.

My RELEASE IS PLENTY in your Love.

Please LORD ! PENETRATE YOUR LOVE INTO MY VOID ~ !


I will ALWAYS be FAITHFUL.


AMEN







Please....fellow Lovers of Christ...join me in Praise of his Beauty and Majesty.
Keep your prayers alive, and welcome Jesus Christ into your bed and hearts every night !

God Bless !
Thats so funny. no expression


I lied. This is a waste of a thread. I'm going back to watching Blues Clues.


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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
laughing

Nah....I recently converted. Jesus Christ came to me one night while I was in bed, and that changed everything.

Jesus showed me the way

He wanted me to open my Heart...my Eyes...and my Anus to him.

He said he needed to insert his Love.

NOW I AM A TRUE BELIEVER ! eek!


What? I though God hates homosexuals... God really needs to make up his/her/it's mind.

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Lord Urizen, You're an retard no


Irony strikes again.


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Shouldn't this be in the Religion Forum?


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Thats so funny. no expression


I lied. This is a waste of a thread. I'm going back to watching Blues Clues.


laughing out loud Nice


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