Slay
Skyhighatrist
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Who invented the triathlon?
A Moroccan guy.
He walked to the swimming pool, took a swim, and came back on a stolen bike.
Ba-zing.
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Nov 17th, 2006 08:58 PM
H. S. 6
Approaching the End
Gender: Male Location: Ministry of Magic
Tri A. Thlon invented it.
He was Greek, I think. Or Australian.
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Nov 17th, 2006 09:10 PM
Slay
Skyhighatrist
Gender: Male Location: Your Erogenous Zones
quote: (post ) Originally posted by H. S. 6
Tri A. Thlon invented it.
He was Greek, I think. Or Australian.
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Nov 17th, 2006 09:12 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
You're all wrong. Marathon comes from the greek story of a man having to run (however long a regular marathon is) to a city called marathon to warn them of something. Than he had to run back to the city from which he came. When he got back, he simply yelled "Nike".
A simple joke from a history teacher. I'm not actually sure thats true.
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Nov 17th, 2006 09:17 PM
Slay
Skyhighatrist
Gender: Male Location: Your Erogenous Zones
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You're all wrong. Marathon comes from the greek story of a man having to run (however long a regular marathon is) to a city called marathon to warn them of something. Than he had to run back to the city from which he came. When he got back, he simply yelled "Nike".
A simple joke from a history teacher. I'm not actually sure thats true.
Marathon isn't the same as triathlon, moron.
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Nov 17th, 2006 09:18 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
Harsh.
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Nov 17th, 2006 09:19 PM
Slay
Skyhighatrist
Gender: Male Location: Your Erogenous Zones
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Harsh.
I saw Borat, *****. The scene where they stay with the jew couple was hilarious.
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Nov 17th, 2006 09:20 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
I saw Borat, *****. The scene where they stay with the jew couple was hilarious.
Then they wake up to those bugs and start throwing money at them then run away
Classic.
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Nov 17th, 2006 09:22 PM
Slay
Skyhighatrist
Gender: Male Location: Your Erogenous Zones
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Then they wake up to those bugs and start throwing money at them then run away
Classic.
Yeah.
Or when he invites the hooker to that fancy dinner thing.
''In my country they would go wild for these two... not so much for that one...''
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Nov 17th, 2006 09:23 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
Awesome when they are getting kicked out.
"The Sherrif is on his way"
"Why is the sherrif coming....did the retard get out?"
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Nov 17th, 2006 09:25 PM
Slay
Skyhighatrist
Gender: Male Location: Your Erogenous Zones
''Kazakstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.''
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Nov 17th, 2006 09:30 PM
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