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Inspired By Lord Urizen's Holy Spirit. God is a Pedophile.

-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

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Nov 22nd, 2006 11:48 PM

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That's why we don't take him seriously.

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Re: Inspired By Lord Urizen's Holy Spirit. God is a Pedophile.

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-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

That is sooo not funny.

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Smiter, I am proud that my Holy Spirit has inspired you

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--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

So... keep it there? confused

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That's why we don't take him seriously.

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Amen Lord Urizen

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That is sooo not funny.

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Okay, he's selling what now?

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You fkn INFIDELS !

The LORD WILL HEAR YOU FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY !

If YOU DO NOT LET GOD TOUCH YOUR GENITALS, SOMETHING THAT HE CREATED, THEN YOU ARE COMMITING HERESY AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALLL FKN ETERNITY !

JESUS NEEDS SOME LOVING TO

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Nov 26th, 2006 05:47 AM

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You do know that Jesus and God are two different people right?

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Re: Inspired By Lord Urizen's Holy Spirit. God is a Pedophile.

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Originally posted by Smiter
-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

Good God.

I really do hate how people can take the actions of a few dumbass men who shouldn't have been priests in the first place, and reflect them upon an entire religion and not have the slightest notation that their idea is totally ridiculous.

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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
You fkn INFIDELS !

The LORD WILL HEAR YOU FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY !

If YOU DO NOT LET GOD TOUCH YOUR GENITALS, SOMETHING THAT HE CREATED, THEN YOU ARE COMMITING HERESY AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALLL FKN ETERNITY !

JESUS NEEDS SOME LOVING TO

Aren't you banned from somewhere? no expression

Oh right: Heaven. no expression

God is extremely unhappy with you.

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Re: Inspired By Lord Urizen's Holy Spirit. God is a Pedophile.

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Originally posted by Smiter
-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

not all priests are like that. thats like saying all black guys are rapists\murderers.

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